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#26
Old 11-18-2009, 10:10 PM

I have another one!

So I was sitting in a mushroom chair in my room, and my brother was sitting down beside me. We were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. I beat him so he turned and hit me, so I hit him back. He tried to kick me then, but missed and hit the metal pole under the chair (it made a "clunk" sound). I laughed and he tried to punch me, but missed completely and fell over, which made me laugh harder. He sat back up and tried to punch again, and I held up my hand to protect myself. His knuckle collided with my ring (that one made a "crack" sound). I almost fell out of the chair I was laughing so hard at this point. He tried to kick me and hit the pole again. He held his hand out in front of his face like a gun that he'd just fired, but instead of "Blowing the smoke out", he sucked in on accident. Then he was like "Wait-..." and I died laughing. He got angry and tried to kick me one last time, and failed AGAIN, once more hitting the pole.

It was about that point that I fell out of my chair laughing for the first time in my life.

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:15 PM

lol that is hilarious.

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:29 PM

This is kind of an FML story, but it's amusing none the less. I was driving from Texas to Wisconsin. The entire trip had gone great, I'd had no issues with my truck. I was almost home (quite literally one intersection from my apartment, only 5 minutes). There was snow on the ground but not too much. As I get to this intersection and am about to make the right hand turn, my power steering goes out! :o My tension pully ended up breaking, the arm had to be completely replaced. Have you ever tried driving without power steering? In the snow?

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:49 PM

Omg no thank goodness. That's insane.

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Old 11-18-2009, 10:51 PM

I've merged these two threads as they are very similar in topic. :)

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Old 11-22-2009, 06:38 AM

These stories are hilarious :XP

Well we had to go get a bag of ice for my friends party, and stupid me, I carried it in my lap while we were in the car.. when I stood up it looked like I peed my pants. So everyone cracked their jokes, looked appalled, and asked me what did I do. I had to keep explaining the ice bag incident until my friend finally took pity on me and took me upstairs to use her mom's blow dryer.

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Old 11-22-2009, 03:52 PM

LOL, thats horrible.

I work at petsmart and one morning i was pushing a pallet jack with a pallet full of boxes on it which was off balanced, Making the pallet jack swerve back and forth. Well i got up to this narrow isle and slammed right into the guinea pigs cage. I have never seen any guinea pig jump that high before and all of them did it all at once like 6 to 8 inches. Me and my co worker started laughing so hard and a customer looked at us and did the same thing. after that i let her drive lol.

 



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