Hi I'm making a new thread about Creepy Pick up lines.

Since no one who will read this thread has seen my posts on the original CPUL thread I'll give you a quick over view of them.

1. I have had a person who is creepy (we happen to have some classes together and he stalks me during them.) make cat sounds (purring and meowing) at me and I asked him "what's with the cat sounds?" and his reply was "Do you really want to know?". Since he is creepy even when he is acting "normal" this answer has me soooo creeped out.......

2. Last summer (2008. I was sixteen then) I had an eleven-year-old boy ask me out using subterfuge. He asked me under the pretense of him "having a friend who wanted to date me". I kept telling him no, mostly because he wouldn't tell me who his "friend" was! Later I find out that he is the "friend" and for the rest of the summer at summer league meets he'd say hi or something and give me a look that was scary and funny, mostly cuz he was eleven.....

3. That same summer I had a different swimmer tell me that my friend "Geoff" (who at the time he was thirteen) and I should "get a room together". Mind you my friend and I had done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that would warrant such a statement. No hugging or kissing or any PDA of any kind AT ALL. I being quite irate at the suggestion told that kid to "run" and I then started to walk after him reeeeealy slowly, almost Terminator-like. I told my friend's mom about the incident (she runs the bullpen) and she laughed because I "was more likely to date her older son "Charles" (fourteen at the time) than I would "Geoff" and besides "Geoff" and your sister are dating already (they weren't at the time and STILL aren't, eventhough his mom SWEARS they re.....).".

Later the next day the kid apologized and told me that his comment was his way of saying "you two should date". NO THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU TELL SOMEONE THAT AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH BOTH OF THE PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER!!!!! ................. huff......huff......... I feel better after yelling like that........

Hi pets
Lol anyway i've never gotten any creepy pick up lines but once me and my friend max were kind of having this contest on who had the corniest pick up lines when my friend walked in and for like a year she thought we were going out because of that xl
Mine: I have skittles in my mouth - want to taste the rainbow
Lol you can see why she might have thought we were going out >.>

I was gonna say something but than I realized it was R-rated... XD LOL// Forget it! heh.

Uh, sorta, well when I was eleven this kid (he was a boy....) was two years younger than me. I saw him a couple times I don't know if he ever saw me.... He walks past me for the first time, "Do you belive in love at first sight...? Or should I walk by again...? "
Yeah kinda creepy... :sweat:

the most wierdest pick up line ive herd is
i think imma shovel, cos im digging you!
and he was like..what 11? and i was like 48098247410-years older than him
i was all like dude..unless you want me to go jetli on you
run along and look for girls your age ok?
LOL!

"Whose heart does that key belong to?"
Thats something I encountered last year > >
I owned a kingdom hearts necklace that had the kingdom key
and this old man was scoping me and asked that, the cashieer was
all like "Deffinately not yours" And I thanked her
and fled xD

Where is the "Old Woman" option? I had an old woman come up to me this weekend at the club in town and say "Aye papi! we go to hotel and fuck now please." By far the creepiest thing ever said to me.

Originally Posted by Bartuc

Where is the "Old Woman" option? I had an old woman come up to me this weekend at the club in town and say "Aye papi! we go to hotel and fuck now please." By far the creepiest thing ever said to me.

That is scary...

Well I feel kind of left out because no one has ever said a pick up line to me before XD I have a sadface now... XD just kidding...
one time though, we had this really pretty substitute(sp?) in my german class (she was a totaly bitch to us though - she happened to be a KC chiefs cheerleader) and all of the guys were coming up with crappeh pick up lines left and right... she got all mad at them for it too.. I was like 1. You shouldn't have worn a see through shirt and 2. they're freshman what do you expect?

@Dest- iLike yours though- i have skittles in my mouth XD

The creepiest pick-up line I've gotten is, "Hey, you- what's your name? 'Cause you walk down stairs really cute."

whoa........... Loads of people have had 11-year-olds hitting on them........... is it some kind of epidemic????

Dude I never expected an Old Woman to attempt any moves like that. I mean they all came from a generation where the men made ALL of the moves and all of those moves were NOT R-rated moves............ She really said that???? Creepy...............

How about this one? "The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word." Yeah thats been used on me before.

I have had one of my co-workers say something very R-rated to me once... i wont repeat it but needless to say it was borderline harassment XD Thankfully he does not work here anymore but still i get disturbed about it sometimes when i talk about that event.

I have had too many people do/say crazy things to me to try to pick me up that I can't remember them all. But I do have a very funny thing that happened to me a while ago, it was borderline.

My friend had woken me up from a much-needed sleep with the promise of coffee. Just as we walked out from the room, his roommate walked away with the last cup of coffee. I turned to him an glared. this is the following dialogue:

Me: you had better be more than sorry.
Him: Hug?
Me: No.
Him: Hug?
Me: No!
Him: ....Blowjob?
Me: *Dieing from laughter*
Roommate: *Coffee out nose*
Him: Is that a no?

For my very first real job, I had a coworker come up to me and tell me that he loved me and wanted to marry me and wanted me to have his babies. He said he'd take care of me and buy me nice things and then he told me not to talk to another man, because I belonged to him.

I was like O_O!

The only time we ever interacted was when the manager made him wheel out the trash for me. I'd never spoken to him before! Then he stalked me into the elevator and tried to kiss me x_X Hello sexual harassment suit! D:

I had to temporarily change work locations and he still tried to send messages to me until he found some other girl to perv out on -_-

"i wish you were a hard math problem so i could do you on the table."

i think this is by far one of the creepier things said to me, mostly because is was a complete stranger so said it to me.

after a discussion about a rather hot doctor, my friends and i thought of a rather funny pick up line to say to a doctor/nurse/ other hospital person.

" I'll let you feel inside me"

this random guy in school i don't even know just walks up to me every day and smells my hair and tells me it smells good then walks away i find it really weird :(

Dang and I thought I had met some creepy creepers

"Wanna go to am pm and make out?" - a friend seriously tried this with me. Hahahaha. It was first a joke between him and another friend, and they've explained it, but it was still awkward and weird.

When I lived in San Francisco, I stopped staying out late because I'd be walking in the city and people would creep beside me in their cars... I remember one guy in a black SUV with tinted windows (Escalade maybe?) kept trying to get my attention. "Hey. Hey. You. You wanna get in and go smoke somethin'?" D:

OH AND BY FAR THE WORST was some crackhead stranger asking me "Is it hanging right?" while I was waiting for the bus. I won't go into detail; I'll just say it was very inappropriate and I saw something I didn't want to :( :( :(

Excuse me, miss. Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Originally Posted by KageShio

I have had too many people do/say crazy things to me to try to pick me up that I can't remember them all. But I do have a very funny thing that happened to me a while ago, it was borderline.

My friend had woken me up from a much-needed sleep with the promise of coffee. Just as we walked out from the room, his roommate walked away with the last cup of coffee. I turned to him an glared. this is the following dialogue:

Me: you had better be more than sorry.
Him: Hug?
Me: No.
Him: Hug?
Me: No!
Him: ....Blowjob?
Me: *Dieing from laughter*
Roommate: *Coffee out nose*
Him: Is that a no?

That is TOTALLY the sort of thing my friends would say to one another..... well, the ones that go to public school and aren't uber-religious, anyways........ But that is AWESOME!!!

a three year old thought i was pretty when i was eleven. he asked me for my digits and i gave him fake ones. i felt really bad because i knew his mom.

hey baby how about we go and see what kinda noises we can make together........

yukkkkkkkkkk

that guy was so creepy

i've never had any lines thrown at me before, but it is common that creepy strangers pull up beside me while i'm wandering around or skating and ask how old i am and if i want to go for a ride. o_O no thank you, go kill yourself now please. *runs away*

Good god, there are some CREEPY people out there. D8 I've been lucky enough to have not been victim to such disturbing pick-up lines, thank god.