Hello! My name is BitterBlue, a long-time forum-friendly online user who likes good coffee and twacked and cracked conversations ----- And microwaved burritos.... yes... microwaved burritos are good.... *eye twitch* :drool: Myself, and all you fun peoplez, are welcome to discuss anything you like here, from a casual chat about that fugly sweater you got at the strip mall all the way to the classic OMGWTFBBQ kind of convos.
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Rules are simple, and you all should know them by now-----

One: This is not a place to flame and bash each other. If you got a problem with somebody in this thread, take it outside. Otherwise I'll have to stomp a mudhole in your butt and walk it dry. I'll feed whatever remains are left to my pet shark.:angel:

Two: Be cautious, courteous, civil, and diplomatic when posting or reading sensitive topics. :sweat: There is nothing wrong in any way, shape, or form about discussing your personal opinions about various subject matter, but carry yourself respectfully so you can expect more positive feedback from your forum peers.:illgetu:

Last: Have fun! Joke, laugh, poke, play, and crack on each other all you want. Just don't forget to occasionally kick each other in the shins and poke each other in the eyes. These last two acts have to be spontaneous and may be returned with considerable retaliation.:poke::gonk:

PS -- I will be occasionally sending subliminal messages to your minds. Thank you.

Sings: "I'm so ronery~~~"

I think most people are in the event right now >.<

And now that song is stuck in my head . . .

ROFL! Yeah I hear ya. I've been tinkering with the event as well. I submitted some work for the writing contest they're hosting. I wrote it like a poem :) I was so pleased with the poem actually that I posted it on my poetry thread as well, but then I got in trouble because I didn't know you weren't allowed to double-post in that case O_o I seem to keep running into that problem on this forum I've noticed. I know why they keep things strict but... damn!

Aww, don't get discouraged BitterBlue, we all got rule reminders in the beginning....some of us more than a few :oops:

Hehehe. Thanks :blush: I'm glad to know that I'm not just being an illiterate imbecile who keeps mindlessly breaking the rules. Lol. It's never on purpose. Nice talking to you again btw "Blue-Green". Hehehehe (I'm a Japanese major in college at the moment. When I read your name it tickled me.)

Yeah, it's my favorite color ;)
Naw, I made lots of mistakes when I started out...don't know if I'm supposed to admit to that, lol.

You guys tickled me today when I was modding another thread and you were talking about Johnny the homicidal Maniac, I love Jhonen Vasquez :D, squee's my favorite :heart:

Amen to Squee, a healthy shout-out to pet walls, and two thumbs up to nail bunny ffs. I own his entire collection, including all the Invader Zim seasons. Rofl. There usually isn't any direction a JTHM discussion can't go. Rofl. And entertaining to boot. That man cracks me up! >.<

One of my favorite quirks about his comics is the neverending changing T-Shirt factor. Every time you turn around, Johnny's shirt always said something totally arbitrary and hilarious. I like it when authors get really creative with their work. It makes it all the more enjoyable to read something when you know the artist put a lot of heart and joy into it! ^-^

I always liked the odd side stories, and the torture devices hooked up to Nny's doorbell always made me laugh. I really need to read those again.

You know they combined all six comics into one whole book now right? You can get it for twenty bucks at Barnes and Noble :) They stopped printing the original comics and I was only able to get my hands on four of them, but the book in which they combined them all reads the same way :) You should go check that out ^-^

hello =]
i love the name of your thread, it made me giggle, they have that don't press the red button app on the ipod touch and it's like fweee

I have a few of the single issue comics, but would love to have them all.

Shaddowkitty: Hahahaha. Yeah. I thought it was a good metaphor for how my brain functions on a daily basis. It's like a book I saw at Barnes and Noble. The entire thing was bright yellow and COMPLETELY blank except for the one word "CURIOUS?" written on its front. Needless to say... I couldn't help myself.

Aoi Midori: And YES Midori! You go out and get that JTHM book or I'll put a curse on your descendants! And feed you to my pet wall. It's overdue for a fresh coat of "paint". Rofl

hello. do you really have a 'do not press' button here? I have one of those, but lets not talk about that....>.> <.< >.>

I want to press the button.........

There is a button, but you'll NEVER guess where I hid it. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *eh eherm*

At least it's hidden better than the big red flashing button I pressed.... It was the emergency stop button for the escalator in the subway station. The stair was grinding and screeching so badly because of all the people on it, that out of pure spite and mild curiousity I slammed down on the button, halted the escalator, and nearly threw a hundred people down its steps from the sudden stop. Lmfaoooo. Luckily I was at the bottom, so I would have had plenty of time to move out of the way ^-^ When they had me in custody later and finally took off the handcuffs, I merely explained I felt the escalator was in danger of collapsing and/or catching FIRE because of how much it was grinding and groaning under the weight of all the peeps. They had to let me go because "technically I felt myself and others were in danger". (Truthfully I've always looked for an excuse to hit one of those buttons >.< And even getting put in handcuffs was SO worth it!)

*goes in search of said button*

oh wow! that's so amazing. I always want to press the buttons too, but I don't want to try to explain that 'don't touch' = 'touch' for me. That and my mom would kill me for being an idiot...

Rofl. Well that's the beauty of being out on your own. You don't normally have to explain anything to anybody but yourself, your friends, or the police. Lmfao. I live for the crazy moments! But I usually try to be at least SOMEWHAT smart about it when I can help it. Hehe!

yes....it helps to be somewhat smart. I doubt I would be any good at explaining myself to the police so I should try to be crazy only in private. ^_^
And that is why I write. the next best thing to pushing the button in real life is pressing it in a story!!!

Yes yes. Stories make it easy and leave more room for creative license, while real life just makes things more... interesting. >:)

the consequences of actions are much funner in fiction. And it just tends to go better that way. Murphey's law has a way of following me around....

Originally Posted by BitterBlue

There is a button, but you'll NEVER guess where I hid it. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *eh eherm*

At least it's hidden better than the big red flashing button I pressed.... It was the emergency stop button for the escalator in the subway station. The stair was grinding and screeching so badly because of all the people on it, that out of pure spite and mild curiousity I slammed down on the button, halted the escalator, and nearly threw a hundred people down its steps from the sudden stop. Lmfaoooo. Luckily I was at the bottom, so I would have had plenty of time to move out of the way ^-^ When they had me in custody later and finally took off the handcuffs, I merely explained I felt the escalator was in danger of collapsing and/or catching FIRE because of how much it was grinding and groaning under the weight of all the peeps. They had to let me go because "technically I felt myself and others were in danger". (Truthfully I've always looked for an excuse to hit one of those buttons >.< And even getting put in handcuffs was SO worth it!)

Wow. Just wow. *is secretly jealous of your button pressing prowess*

hey Kayxx! have you ever pressed the button? I think I pressed a button when at NASA that was supposed to be some emergency button on a spacecraft, but it wasn't working so yeah.

I usually never press buttons on purpose *is terrified of potential consequences* but earlier today I accidentally clicked a Mene report button. I have pressed the internet "Do not press" button though.

Lol you guys >.< There's no secret or prowess to peruse. Lmao. You guys are cracking me up, really. All it takes is a little ingenuity, a touch of risk, and an overwhelming desire to see what happens afterwards. Hahahahaha! Never miss an opportunity to be crazy ;) You will be immortalized in the minds of the people who witnessed you, whether for good or for bad >.< Either way, never hesitate to take advantage of a situation that might make life a little more interesting for a few minutes ;) (Just be safe. You don't have to get arrested for three hours like I did to make your life entertaining. ROFL)