dildozers? O.o

...why am I morbidly curious?

GAK!!! *is glomped at full speed*
*sniffle* I'm sorrrrrrrry!!!

Oh man. 0_0 That must be quite the transition, to go from such perversity and then to nothing. You poor thing!!!

O___e *sniffle* It's like one of the awkward silences but i-it never ENDS!!! *cries* I prefer perversity over silence!! I do!!

And yes, Kika. Dildozers. You might want to wait until Salad logs back on and ask him.^_^'

Oh! And welcome new peoples to Salad's funny random newbie thread!! Although...he doesn't seem to be here right now--so I shall take it XD

LOL I dunno.... sounds like the sort of think that asking about may be asking for trouble! :-P

True...you could be scarred for life, Kika...

On the upside, if you've got the same twisted humor like the rest of us, you might just find it hilarious!! XD

... I'm honestly not sure which I would prefer... XD Although the perversity has great humor potential... so... I dunno...

Ah, yes, I was wondering that as well. It sounds like a cross between a bulldozer and a... *coughdildocough*. Obviously.

... That's one word I have never thought I would type on the Internet. 0_o

*blink* did you think yourself more likely to type in a report for work or school? LOL

O__o I never expected you to type that either...rofl!

And apparently Salad says it's an automatic dildo. Yes, I said it--no coughs. >///<

By the way, he should be on again...where are you Salad??

... No, I didn't expect to type it in reports either. XD I shall rephrase... I never, ever expected to type that word EVER.

Woo. Awesome is my grammar says I.

Maybe if we say his name enough he'll come on? That works with one of my friends.

*points* OMG, Salad, golden opportunity for you to say something perverted!! :D C'mon!

Automatic? As in vibrating, or -- y'know, nevermind. *smiles innocently*

Yeaaaah... I thought they were all automatic. XD

I'M COMING!
Ahh, I came.
Now, what do you lovelies want from me before I turn in for the night?

Also, no, some you have to peddle. ;)

O////O SALAD!!!

He came!!! He's just like Professor Oak!!!

...uh...nevermind that last part...

And how the hell are you supposed to peddle and--y'know...do stuff at the same time...that sounds like too much work!! I'm lazy!! I'm gonna need something that requires less work...

Yeah, shouldn't they have wind up versions?

Wait, what about Prof. Oak?

And don't worry, that's what I'm here for:
So you can be lazy, and pleasured. ;)

Ah, must go now.
Sorry to come and run, but, it has to be.
Bye!

well they do make one that does EVERYTHING... but it is crazy expensive.

And please don't ask me how I know that. *smiles angelically*

It's a Pokemon game thing XD The elite four...<<<proof of my geek-ness

And how dare you come and run when I'm not even finished yet DX

Everyone else can take that as they want...I'm not even sure I know...

And Kika...I'm not even going to ask...ok, yes I am--how do you know...?

Originally Posted by Rin Yokoshima

It's a Pokemon game thing XD The elite four...<<<proof of my geek-ness
^Knew that, silly.
And how dare you come and run when I'm not even finished yet DX

Everyone else can take that as they want...I'm not even sure I know...

And Kika...I'm not even going to ask...ok, yes I am--how do you know...?

And that's why I love you.
:heart:
I'll leave you girls alone, and don't worry Rin, I'll be back. ;)

Fare thee well, Salad *waves handerchief*

Erm... well... it was completely innocent, really...

...ok, I'm not going to lie, it wasn't even remotely innocent. A friend was reading a fic in which one of the main character wore some jewelry specially made for his... *cough* man-bits. So of course, we had to look it up. And found this site that was... amazing. In every good and bad and SCARY way possible. Seriously... not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

And as a point, we were both much older than any of you probably are, so don't get any ideas! *glare*

Aw, Rin is loved. I'm happy now =3

And really? I'm not faint of stomach, but I don't want a stroke so...yeah...

I'm not that young...and kids know a lot now adays...

By Salad *joins Mizuko and waves a handkercheif*

Oh, btw...Salad says five way--taped--while he's gone >///<

Hmm... I dunno if I know you guys that well.... O.o

WELL... I have no desire to see this website for I must spare my poor stomach/mind.

Yeah, me neither. I'm just the messanger O///o
And Mizuko...you just totally missed out on the five-way thing didn't you??

How would we have a five-way with just the three of us, anyway? Unless we got my bf involved, which I'm sure he wouldn't OBJECT to, but he *does* hafta work in the morning...

...just sayin'. :-D