"I text allegiance
to the flag
of the United States of American apparel
and to the facebook
for which it friends
one nation
O M G
Indivizzibizzle
with liberty and Jonas for all"

~Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report

((PASS IT ON! lets see how many kids will annoy their teachers XDD))

P.S. sorry if somebody else posted this already XP

P.S.S. If you want to change the Jonas part (I know I would) then here's some suggestions:
1. and Johnny Depp for all
2. and Jorgan for all (Jorgan Van Strangle from Fairly OddParents XDD)
3. and Jealous for all (from Death Note)
4. or any J name from this site: Anime J Names
If you can come up with any others, then please tell! ^3^

(I'm gonna use Joey Wheeler from Yugioh: The Abridged Series myself LMAO)

LOL at 'with liberty and Jonas for all'. xD;;;
Man, Colbert can be so funny~ C'x I especially liked the 'Canada's National Anthem' that he sang. That was so hilarious. <3

Ohhhhh yeah, If only I was still in public school- I would do that even if I was to get detention for it! >:Y

I have never heard of this before? Who made it up? Or where did it come from?

haha if i was still in school i would definently pledge this xD i would probably have to change the jonas part all these new little teen idols annoy the piss out of me ~_~ im so glad they werent around when i was younger

oh my god!!! XDDD That is fucking AWESOME! That just made me love Stephen Colbert even more XD If I ever have to say the pledge ever...I am saying THAT! rotflmao I love it XD

Originally Posted by Kole_Locke

I have never heard of this before? Who made it up? Or where did it come from?

The Colbert Report from Stephen Colbert, and he and his writers made it up.
You can watch it daily on hulu!

omg, that is one of the funniest things i've ever heard! i love it!!! =^_^=

love this!!!! i wonder what would happen though if i actually said that during the pledge though...

No, Just no. I don't even say the pledge. That is committing to the school that you wouldn't lie and that you would listen to whatever the teacher says or some shit that flows there. >>;

@Chapstick: Colbert's Canadian national anthem was amusing.....but if it's a song about Canada.....I much prefer the following:

(Disclaimer: I sadly could not find the actual ren and stimpy music video on youtube so please neglect the ridiculous video that the person posting it threw together. The song is all that's important here!)

Sweet, sweet Colbert. I didn't know they put it on Hulu.

Anyone ever try his ice cream by Ben & Jerry's? "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream." It tastes like patriotism in a cup.

lol, thats some funny stuff, though i would
definately change it to Jarett for all.... because... yeh ^-^

Originally Posted by Pixelated wishes

lol, thats some funny stuff, though i would
definately change it to Jarett for all.... because... yeh ^-^

Oh, amen. Dance, magic pants.

Ha Ha! I love that! I saw that episode of the Colbert Report it was so funny. :lol: I can't wait to drive my teachers insane!

That is an amusing pledge.
I would love to force people to say it.
Without laughing, of course. C:

This just made my day! XD

I'll have to go with the Jareth addition. :) Who could say no to David Bowie as the Troll King??

Originally Posted by AldreaOrcinae

Sweet, sweet Colbert. I didn't know they put it on Hulu.

Anyone ever try his ice cream by Ben & Jerry's? "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream." It tastes like patriotism in a cup.

XDD awesome! I still have to try it myself!