
12-07-2009, 03:15 AM
Or, better plan, we all type at you, because no matter how loud we yell at you, you can't hear us through the screen. Also, have a thread-warming present. -Hands Monty wrapped box-
It's a sprinkler that shoots out perversion in handy powdered form. Just add water, and the dick jokes come to life.
*Warning, Perversion-Power Sprinkler 9001™ is illegal in all 51 states, and 7 countries. Do not aim at anything you wish to keep innocent and pure. Keep out of reach of virgins. Causes white sticky liquids on anything hit with the powder, stains permanently. Requires two (2) Uranium Q-Cell batteries, not included.*
Just, um, ignore the fine print. Also, I have a lawyer, and he says I'm not liable for whatever you do with that. Also, it counts as a WMD, and is banned by the Geneva Convention, so, erm, have fun!
-Flees-
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