Warning: Contains satire.
Ok as we all are I'm here for an amazingly awesome RP with one of you fine lads or lasses. Because whats more fun then having my long-blonde-haired lady escape her life of slavery with her wolf friend Fenrir and meet up with your abnormally-coloured-katana-wielding knight who needs someone to sob about his drunken dads abusive ways. Soon the two fall in love and meet up with some extremely beautiful cat-succubus who does not like sex or romance, was sold into slavery by her parents despite how much she did for the family and loved them. The two lovebirds must help this poor catgirl-demon-thing and her magical blanket get away from her masters all while dealing with their own love drama. The story will be spiced up with the arrival of Sepiroth look-alike Kenchirimu Asaski Miru weilder of the sword of dragons, and wearer of the armour of dragons and his beautiful lover Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
So prepare for a story of love, drama, kawaii anime pictures stolen right from photobucket. Love will fight the evil slavemasters in this wonderful--
NO!
.My name is Aila, I'm an age and a gender who is from a place located on a continent. But you can call me Verci or Vera depending on how femme` or manly I seem.
.My interests include Sarcasm, satire, RPing, and drawing.
.Now that I have sat down to think them over I now have characters that can fit in a wider variety of storylines and settings. They will be listed below.
.I am not literate, but I try as hard as I can to make myself understandable, not everyone knows English fluently and can type it to perfection after all. I also warn I have my own version of the language mainly used for emphasis. I expect you to do the same as in be understandable, creative spellings and emphasis on things is much accepted and you don't read monotone like a lot of grammar templars read.
As for plot things? I name settings and genres, and a plot is to be worked out among out characters. Else it may end up like the first paragraph of this thread.
Medieval fantasy.
Other fantasys
A mix of the above with steam technology, though it doesn't have to be full 'steampunk'
Airships.
Romances.
Comedies.
No:
Sci-fi
Slaves
Schools (unless it is incorporated in a way that it is involved but not only limited to highschool. If your character studies under monks, then it is fine as a setting.)
Puss-i-fied vampires.
Homosexual relationships when based on that male-cow-poop we call yaoi and yuri. Otherwise if you can play one without all of the unneeded flack I'll accept.
Pairings: Just a few, but if you have one in mind feel free to name it. As long as it isn't in the 'no' list.
Skypirate/any
Elf/any
Anthro/any
Warrior/any
I think you get it by now..
No:
Slave/anything
Cliche`/cliche` <-- should answer the rest.
Characters I'd like to see.
Uncommon elves- I see too many tree-huggers and Drow.
Wide variety of non-japanese humans, unless we agree to RP in a Japan influenced world.
Variety of Demons- Gorgons, Balrogs, others based off of theological and fictional demons. Just avoid direct copies and cliches.
Theological Fictional
Anthropomorphic, though I can get picky with this one.
Victorian/medieval Vampires. No glitter unless they fell in a vat of pixie dust.
Fey.
No, just no.
Succubus/Incubus, My characters would rather not be raped and have their souls eaten.
Anime/game characters. At least complete ripoffs.
Cat-girls
Sob-story ho's
My characters:
Just a wee bit on them. More will be given when asked.
-Ferra- human-36-wandering middle class type.
-Fedarigo-human-24-warrior for his kingdom.
-Fanzy- lesser tree spirit- ?- A higher form of Fedarigo, wears his full armour, but has a small tree growing out of him.
-Fanzy (2) - greater tree-spirit-?-Older version of Fanzy, Physical form rooted to the ground by the tree. Has a spiritlike form so he is still able to leave the tree. Spiritlike form resembles an all-white Fedarigo.
-Fahst- Demon (Balrog) -?- Sarcastic, likes to be the boss or leader, tends to get immature and slightly violent when things don't go her way, but gets crap done.
-Bobulann- Anthro (cat) -29-Chubby, happy military advisor. Not much of a fighter.
-Alice- human-21-Skyship Second Officer under her father.
-Crethendio- human-20- Carpenter of the same ship Alice is on.
-Hal-human- 52- First officer of the Orisha and Alice's father. Fahst considers him her self-proclaimed mortal enemy.
And more. Just ask.
Also my character sheets won't be books. But will have hella more then the above. xD
Additional information:
-Try to NOT use photobucket pictures for your characters unless you have drawn them. Whether it be anime or another style you use. And please, for the gods NO ANIME.
-I'm easy to get along with but equally easy to piss me off. keep that in mind.
-If you need something clarified, ask, how else will you learn and I learn?
-If you give me several crappy RPs and keep coming back. I will eventually decline you untill you show improvement. If I am served rotting corpses at dinner time and time again I'm sure to not return for dessert.