Is Cupcake Man secretly a pokemon? Revealed at 11.

That frosting beam..it's so beautiful :cry:

~sits on the floor and shines her hooves~

Here Wrenja, eat this fallen soldier. *hands a cupcake that was "killed" in the battle*

*squees* yay cupcake!

Wait - *hands Wrenja a little flag* He should have a proper military burial.

*Cimmy, now covered in frosting, takes a final leap at the edible fiend. Digging his teeth into the cake-flesh*

~yawns and glances at the time~

I'm not sure if I'm glad I'm missing everything that's happening here, or upset that I'm missing it all. XD

*laughs* aww cute cupcake flags <3

Lol, I just laughed at "cake-flesh".

*Mai screams again as Cupcake Man roars and crumbles to bits of cake and frosting and sprinkles*

NOOOOO!!! My darling Cupcake Man...

*Mai sniffles as she whips out a baking tin* CUPCAKE MAN. RETURN.

*the bits and pieces of cupcakes zoom into the baking tin and Mai puts it away*

cake-flesh is my favorite kind of flesh :3

NOOO MEGA CUPCAKE MAAAAANNN...*sobs* He was the best of us. A gallant solider, father, husband, and friend. *sniff*

Cimmy, return to your plush form!
*The chimera shrinks and becomes small and lovable*

Father? O.O Confused.

Husband?
Soemthing you're not telling us Fern?

*points to the little dead cupcakes all over the floor* Who's kids do you think they are?

*blushes* Yes Star...HE WAS MY LOVER. Along with Wrenja. I'M A TWO TIMER.

...The Muffin Man's...

Hugs Cimmy and puts all her weapons away for the time being.

Ooh, that's something that should be solved by the courts, Little Miss. I don't know if I can handle it.

rawrness
I might head off to bed...

*gasps* I'm... I'm... shocked

Oh Wrenja, pleez forgive me! It was a moment of delicious weakness!

hahaha I admit, I'd do the same exact thing!

*moves onto Corner Gas Season 1 Episode 6.*

~wants a fairy tale~

Now that cupcake man is dead, will you be my lover again? :D :heart: