Town Hall - The Ballroom - Page 333

#8301

12-31-2009, 08:16 AM

Hi Aisha! *huggles* Howdy and WiFi are trying to help me come up with excuses so I don't have to go dancing tomorrow. How are you?

#8302

12-31-2009, 08:16 AM

Claiming you're Irish is a good excuse, it works all the time for me.

#8303

12-31-2009, 08:17 AM

not too bad. its morning here but i should go to bed in a couple to 3 hrs from now. hugs jelly back you could always try the sudden 24 hr flu that's going around.

#8304

12-31-2009, 08:18 AM

Or! It's a blue moon tonight. You could work that into your excuse somehow...

Something like: "Didn't you know? Blue moons result in super aggressive werewolves. I have to hole up in my closet tonight with a shotgun"

Yes! v

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#8305

12-31-2009, 08:20 AM

Yes. Blue moon opens up an whole avenue of werewolf excuses. :3

#**8306** 12-31-2009, 08:20 AM *definately*

#8306

12-31-2009, 08:20 AM

definately

#8307

12-31-2009, 08:20 AM

@Cardi: Is it really a blue moon? Oh my it is!!

So I told her that "My Irish car was possessed by the devil while doing my chores and now I have to wait for a priest who can exorcise legs" she's not buying it though....

#8308

12-31-2009, 08:21 AM

Hmm...I don't know what else could be added to that.

#8309

12-31-2009, 08:21 AM

laughs i like that one even if it is hard to imagine.

#8310

12-31-2009, 08:25 AM

Through in a Raccoon somewhere in there, that'll spice it up enough, I'm sure.

#8311

12-31-2009, 08:26 AM

Sure. A Rabid Raccoon would an even nicer touch. If only for the alliteration itself.

#8312

12-31-2009, 08:28 AM

How about "My Irish car was possessed by the devil while doing my chores and now I have to wait for a Raccoon Priest who can exorcise legs" That pretty much covers it all, right?

@Aisha: I laughed so hard when I wrote that. xD

#**8313** 12-31-2009, 08:29 AM **laughs at the newest one**

#8313

12-31-2009, 08:29 AM

laughs at the newest one

#8314

12-31-2009, 08:29 AM

I especially like that "exorcise legs" has a dual meaning... (well, audio wise, not spelling wise.)

#8315

12-31-2009, 08:32 AM

Aww, a raccoon in a priest's outfit. Adorable. :3

#8316

12-31-2009, 08:32 AM

@Aisha: Isn't that one great. I would love to see a raccoon exorcist. xD

#**8317** 12-31-2009, 08:32 AM *same here.*

#8317

12-31-2009, 08:32 AM

same here.

#**8318** 12-31-2009, 08:35 AM Raccoon Priest, can he fly too?

#8318

12-31-2009, 08:35 AM

Raccoon Priest, can he fly too?

#8319

12-31-2009, 08:36 AM

Sure, why not? There was a flying nun, after all...

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#8320

12-31-2009, 08:36 AM

And does he dunk his communion wafers in the river?

Please say yes.

#8321

12-31-2009, 08:37 AM

Oh um. Yes? I would think so. You know how fastidious raccoons are...

#8322

12-31-2009, 08:38 AM

Does he play a flute that magically takes him to a series of tubes?

#8323

12-31-2009, 08:39 AM

....rofl! Oh man, the mental picture that I just had was hilarious. xD I wish that someone with talent could draw what I just thought about.

Of course the Raccoon Priest dunks her wafers in the river. He only plays the flute when he's working on possessed cars

#8324

12-31-2009, 08:39 AM

Raccoons are very dexterous, but I suspect they might be musically challenged...

#8325

12-31-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellybeanInc

How about "My Irish car was possessed by the devil while doing my chores and now I have to wait for a Raccoon Priest who can exorcise legs" That pretty much covers it all, right?

@Aisha: I laughed so hard when I wrote that. xD

I like it. ^_^