'lo people

Hallo.

Washing machine isn't here. Not like I spent all day looking out for it or anything.

HIM's inner nerd has been made happy

May the fourth be with you? ;)

Washing machine could be as late as 8. Oh well, as long as it does arrive.

HIM demands someone appeas HIM's inner nerd by buying HIM:
Star Wars Chop Sabers at Firebox.com

Please Note:
These Star Wars Chop Sabers do not light-up (or cut through flesh)!

Surely I can invent something better... with science!

Ha ha, the only review is by a fellow Mackem.

Originally Posted by abm37

Since it apears people haven't been talking here, I've decided to sprinkle some life into this forum.
*preforms seppuku*


:edit: Don't try this at home kiddies, I'm a zombie, so I'll be fine. :P

How... how are we supposed to react to this? Clapping?

Ugh I hate it when my folks drink. Thank god Mr. Navy man is going to save me.

Friday is chop chop day

The washing machine isn't coming until Friday so today has been a complete write off.

Glad you've found an escape, Jack.

CHOPITY CHOPITY 8D

HIM is making chop chop noises. Would you like some wood?

Is it too late for a walk? I might go to Tesco and see if they still have 62p Easter eggs I can drown my sorrows in because of the total first world problem of not having a washing machine.

HIM's hairs going chopity chopity at Toni & Guy.

Ooh, exciting.

I'm going to make myself something to eat. I don't think I've ever gone without pasta for so long.

Jeanie cried herself a migraine yesterday and had to retreat to the darkness of her bedroom.

Aww, hope you're feeling better now.

I'm just being stressed and petty and am absolutely not in the mood for flatmate to have his girlfriend over again. I'm starting to suspect she's actually homeless.

Yus except Jeanie's little friend was very upset and clingy today because someone drove into the back of his parents car this morning. He wouldn't let me leave him.

HIM might end up with a job in September. Unless something else turns up sooner.

Yay HIM! What job is it?

Bless, that was probably scary for him.

What kind of job might HIM be getting?

(slammed some cupboard doors as part of ongoing temper tantrum, le sigh)

He wouldn't let anyone else near him and kept asking for his dad and sister. In the end we rang and said they should come and get him. Typically he was fine when they got there. :roll: They always make us out liars when we ring and say they won't settle.

It'll be one day a week over at the school where HIM's mummy works so HIM'll be a dinner freak because HIM doesn't quite qualify as a dinner lady.

Will HIM be getting paid or is it a voluntary thing?

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I really wish people would actually read my profile before sending me messages, especially when they're old and rather ugly.

HIM'll be paid for it.

HIM can be like one of the crazy dinner people from the school my dad teaches in. They asked my dad if he wanted gravy on his salad.