*purrs in the boobage* <3 Hi Jack! *waves from his warm place* =w=

:lol:
Jack can have my boobs if he wants
but it appears that Flishy's enjoying them at the moment...
:lol:

WAaaarm. =w= Kinny cannot ask for a better place to stick his nose that is acceptable on a public forum site. =w=

Star needs to have them messured properly unless you want HIM to come round and messure you up.

We could send Trinny and Susannah round if you prefer Star.

~laughs and pats Flish's head~
You amuse me :P

You'll have to find me first HIM!(and Jeanie!)
:illgetu:

Don't you want to be groped by Trinny and Susannah?

Star should just get a corset saves all needs of having a bra.

Nooo, No trinny and susannah!

send me Gok Wan please?
He's gay, I'd prefer that

corsets appear to be a little out of Star's current price range

But what will they do for their summer hols now they can't come and grope you.

-picks Flish up and places him aside before just hugging Star and nuzzling into her boobs-
Those, Flish, are mine!

I'll be half way across the world for a fair chunk of the summer Jeanie
:lol:
They can come grope you instead

~giggles and hugs Jack~

These are British folks, Trinny and Susannah? Hell, they can come grope me if they take me back with them.




*Um. Tries to gloss over the part where that makes her sound like a prozzie*

As much as I'm sure they'd like to get their gropey mitts on my huge basoomas if they tried they'd probably lose an arm, or two.

They had a TV program called what not to wear. They'd come round grope some poor woman in just her undies in a mirror room then buy her some new clothes.

Biggles should come find Star when she's in LA
Stow away in my suitcase
:lol:

Mew! D8 *objects to losing his warm spot, paws at Jack* :<

@ Jeanie: Oh we had a version of that show in the US. We rip off all your shows.

@ Star: You have no idea how much I would consider that if it was feasible.

:lol: I noticed. I wish you'd keep Simon Cowell though.

Kinny thinks Simon is hot. D8 Would totally do! *paws at Jack some more* >: Stealer of warms!

Why don't we jointly send him as an ambassador to North Korea? :D

Ooh yes with Mr Brown?

Can we Add Russel Brand to the bundle?
Please?

It was my warmth anyway, Flish.
-shrugs off coat and hangs it around Flish-
There, now, no more mewing!

Argh, why do people like Godzilla sized fonts better than ordinary human sized ones?

*attempts to wiggle into Star's breasts again, big pout*

And can you chuck in Miley Cyrus too. :XD