i got one more....

that's a crouton cica....

Aww, Kat, why did you have to go and ruin it? :cry:

Cica: Oh, thanks. Devcul: *stabs you with metal spork* :gonk:

but cica!! i just HAD too!!!!

its the most creepyest wierdest gross thing and funny.

Question #1: What are they desperate for?
Well, so far, Katherine is desperate for the hot ex-stripper who she let move in with her, Bree is desperate to be hospitable to her first husband's love child (who she just found out about), Susan is desperate to, uh... be lame filler, Lynette is desperate to get her son's new fiancee out of the picture entirely, Gaby is desperate to, err... something something, blah blah blah, and... I think that's it! :yes:

I don't really know much about the couple from Brooklyn, but they're desperate to keep the wife's secret "terrorism" as hush-hush as possible, and it's starting to backfire. :) I forget her name though. :gonk:

Kat: Mean. Cats are supposed to be tricky and stuff. :(

*tries to level up Facade*

i look away to have a conversation and I get lost

Thanks Facade! All filled in! :) Now I don't have to watch the show!

Question #2: What are cretins?
Things you put in llama soup. :insane:
Basically the opposite of croutons, and the synonym of yucky. :yes:

oh dear cica, I find ruining your plans very sneaky!!

@Cica: It's totally my guilty pleasure, as far as shows go... :insane:
The plot is so awful and empty that I feel like I'm reading a bunch of random trashy romance novels that are by the same author, yet aren't a part of a series. :gonk: But it satisfies my need for melodrama mixed with funniness, since it's a nighttime soap opera, and not daytime! Daytime ones are all whiny and lamer. :lol:

Facade: ;o Llama soup? Yum.

Kat: You're not subtle enough to be sneaky. :talk2hand:

Facade: XD Hey, that works. And soap operas come in many forms, and are guilty pleasures for many. A friend of mine has even described pro wrestling as one big soap opera! (And he's a fan!)

Devcul: That was really weird. oO

*steals Facade's bunny*

*grabs cica's balloon and pops it* I'm sneaky enough for me and if not, I'm EVIL enough!!!!

SWEEP THE LEG! D:

Helios: O.o How do you sweep a leg?

Aww, Kat, you're mean. :cry: Poor balloon...

o.o you kick it. :D

We're watching karate kid again because our friend has never seen it.

OMG MY BUNNY. :gonk:
-puts up a 'Missing Bunny' ad in Twisted's bathroom-

Helios: Oh, Karate Kid!

OMG MRS. MCCLUSKY HAS CANCER. :gonk:
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