*eats the ad in my bathroom and locks all the doors so Facade can't get in*

*laughs maniacally* the balloon was my victim!! who's next!!!! :D

Twisted: :D Yup!~

OH! Facade leveled to 20!

Kat: You. 8D

Facade: I thought they already did a cancer arc? (I only know this from preview commercial things.) And I bet Twisted put your bunny in the llama stew. (That's where I'd look.)

Woo! I'm level 20! :squee:
Hm... I should go get Zea out of the daycare... D:
I'm gonna keep forgetting and forgetting until she's level 40-ish! :insane:

No one cares about Facade's level. :roll:

@Cica: Yeah, Lynette had cancer a few seasons back. :lol:
But she had Lymphoma... So I guess they're still thinkin' the cancer route is usable. :yes:

Mrs. McClusky is in her seventies though (the annoying, nosy old lady next door, pretty much), so I hope they don't kill her off. :gonk:

Cica: No. It's in the basement with my collection of stuffed animals. I have a special use for them. *mischievous grin*

-points and laughs at Twisted, the level 5-ish Mankey- :lol:

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STOP MOLESTING MY BUNNIES. :gonk:

-pays a Girl Scout to knock up to Twisted's door and sell her cookies- >w>
I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES, LADY!

lol

Facade does

Facade: Ahh, okay. And cancer is common enough, so I guess that makes sense. (Ooh, what if they took a plot from Erin Brockovich and gave everyone in the town cancer due to a tainted water supply? They could blame the pool boy!)

Twisted: I do not want to know...

Facade: That's your fault for neglecting me. *calls PMPS* (Pokeman Mankey Protective Services) Or Pimps. 8]

D: I'm hungry and no one wants to feed me. D:

*Offers Helios a pickle.*

Facade: I'm not molesting them! :gonk: I make bunny stew! D<

PICKLE! :D Thanks Cica! :D

(LOL. THE POOL BOY! :rofl: You should write to the writers of the show! ;) )

I loved Erin Brockovich. Julia Roberts is a very classy lady. :yes:

Pimps works for me, Twisted. :| I guess I should've told you that...

*scares away the Girl Scouts*

-pays the Girl Scout $10,000 and makes her go back to ring your doorbell- >w>
THIS LITTLE GIRL AIN'T LEAVING SO SOON!
She needs to feed her siblings in Ghana... ;o;

Facade: Dx I should have known. No wonder why the called their boss 'The Wicked Witch'.

Helios: Welcome! :)

Facade: *chuckles* Well, he's not necessarily guilty! Just a prime suspect for obvious reasons. And I liked Erin Brockovich, too!

I was a girl scout once..

*ignores the Girl Scouts and goes into hiding*

I used to be a Girl Scout, but they dissolved the troupe about the time I got to middle school. It was fun while it lasted, though.