I have no idea what ails me. I can only assume the Sickness is it.

What's the Sickness? Is that one of those lame shows in ABC's fall lineup this year? :o
;) Do elaborate, Kitteh! :gonk: Sicknesses suck bawls.

-throws a brick at Kat- I'LL DO IT WHEN I'M READY, MOM! :illgetu:

THE SICKNESS IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING! Nothing, but something. Life and death... but mostly death...

Yeah, pretty much just death. And vomiting.

*throws brick back at facade* no you won't! you'll do it now!!

icky, kitteh.

HEY! THAT'S A ONE WAY BRICK! :illgetu:
You'll be paying extra for that little stint missy. :stare:

-cradles Kitteh in his arms-
OHH DARLING, PLEASE DON'T DIE AND VOMIT ALL OVER MY NEW PRADA SLINGBACKS. :gonk:

I WOULDN'T DARE, MY LOVE. I KNOW HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU!

But I do not guarantee that your new scarf will remain vomit-free.

*beats facade over the head with the brick* pay extra my butt!!

:gonk: Kat, you're so abusive!
-calls Social Services-

@Kitteh: Oh pfaah, the scarf is a cheap knockoff. :roll:
Go right ahead! I have eleventy-six ones exactly like this! :)

sorry, but I forgot to mention that I unplugged all your phones. ^_^

Oh good. Because I feel rather ill, my love. :gonk:

...Why else do you think I have a cellphone mom? :roll:
SERIOUSLY, GET WITH THE PROGRAM! WE'RE IN A NEW MILLENNIUM NOW! :illgetu:

-continues to cradle Kitteh-
IT'S OKAY, I'LL MAKE IT BETTER WITH MY CUDDLING SKEELZ. :V
...And maybe later, a bowl or two of soup laced with date rape. :ninja:

-gnaws on-
Oh boy, is it baby noodle soup? :drool:

*calls and cancels facade's cellphone subscription...thingie* all fixed, thanks for reminding me about that one.

HERE FACADE, TAKE MY LLAMA PHONE~! :squee:

Your llama phone? :o
Is it similar to...
MY BANANA PHONE THAT MOMMY JUST CANCELED!? :cry:



And yes it is baby noodle soup! Stop reading my recipes. :stare:
-beats you to a bloody pulp and then blames it on Kat-

seriously, this song.....?

IT IS RATHER LIKE THE BANANAAANANANA PHONE, but you know, llama-like.

:gonk: It's my recipe, I made that for you last weekend! :gonk:

-throws a brick at the both of you-
SOMEONE MAKE ME FOOD AND SOMEONE ELSE MASSAGE MY FEET!

:squee:
Enough of this nonsense, you... recipe-stealing harlot!

*doges brick* STOP THROWING THINGS!!!! >__<

SHUT UP, you like it. :illgetu:

I can't, it's in my bloooood! D:
You wouldn't tell me to stop doing something that I'm meant to do, now would you, Mom? :(

*beats again* you were not meant to do this! you were meant to go to school and become cultured!!

I would, though. BECAUSE I OWN YOU~! :talk2hand:

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