*shrug* that sounds like what old parents tell they're kids about walking to school...^_^

I know :lol: It was up hill both ways <.< and I was barefoot >.> in negative 20 degree weather <.< and there was a bear chasing me... -__-;;

wow! I bear! garsh, what was that doing there for?!! lol!

I didn't stop to ask him <.<

well gee, you should have! *scolding glare with hands on hips*

Why don't you just go out and ask him then? I'm in my pajama pants now <.< not going back out there :P

*pulls out her phone* yes hello, I would like to speak to Mr. Bear. He'll be a few minutes? Oh, eating you say. I see, I'll just wait.

... Are you sure that's the right bear?

yes it is. he just caught his dinner though. A Mr.....Bob? Apparently Bob is tasty.

O_O Bob is...was... my neighbor! :gonk: That bear is evil!!

*picks up a shotgun from behind her* oh, should we go hunting then? *slightly evil cheerful smile*

Did you hear about the story where the i think 9 year old boy shot and killed a bear that was on his porch? He said that he tried to shoo the bear away and it wouldn't leave so he shot it X_x And killed it. The kid was only 9!!!

I think I heard that. wow, pretty intense.

Mhmm... and... now this bear got Bob :gonk: Poor bob. His wife and 12 kids will never make it without him!

12?! *wrinkles nose* the poor wife left with all of those!

Yeah not kidding! Maybe Bob is still alive?

hm, I doubt it. you want to go out and ask Mr. Bear?

Not in the least. I'd rather just stay in here where it warm and bear-free.

but what if it isn't? there might be a bear inside that you don't know of. I'm just saying.

My house isn't that big. But it might be back in one of those rooms that I don't use... *hides under the futon* What was that.... I heard something growl....

0.0 I tried to call Mr. Bear again, but he isn't answering his phone!!

*holds breath* I think I hear... a.. phone.. ringing! *gasp*

oh no!!! You better get out of there right now!!!!

*thinks about that* But what if he has friends waiting for me outside?

oh, what a conumdrum. but he's a bear. I'd think he'd eat his friends, so you might be safe. or you can spray his face with pepper spray!