we are not evil! we make love not war

*pushes finny away with a ten foot pole*

Wings, it's always dangerous! Even sans mules!

It's pretty much Kitteh's fault, too. XD I can be blamed for at least 60% of the raunchy topics we get into. Like Vajazzling.

I love the word vajazzling. It's even better than clitter, which I thought was epic to begin with! :lol:

I know, Facade, I know. I'm going to cut that out of the Cosmo magazine and put it on my wall, or something. -nod-

wait wait wait... clitter? hahahahaha

Finny, did you miss the Clitter YouTube video?

i believe i did!

Aww, someone should post it again if she didn't. I swear Michael Swaim is in it, and he's awesome. (I may spend too much time on Cracked...)

okay facade you should post it again so finny can see it.

Yeah, Facade, you need to post it once more. -nod-

if ya'll don't want to, i can look for it

Stop smoking crack then, Cica. :talk2hand:

WHOOSH. I'm SO excited for Desperate Housewives tonight. :squee:
It's the episode I've been waiting for, for... for... YEARS!?
Paul (I think that's his name? :shock: ) is moving back on Wysteria Lane! He was Mary Alice's husband... She committed suicide in the very first episode of the series, and she's the narrator of the show.
Anyway, this is my most favorite plot twist, although it's taken a bit of time. Honestly, there's been so much in-between drama crap. I hope he stays on the street, because there's a lot of unsolved mystery in that family to make the show more entertaining! Less random drama. :roll:

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-sigh-

You people are too demanding. :talk2hand:

why doesn't it surprise me that you watch desperate housewives facade

It's too late, Facade, I'm addicted now. XD

I never quite got into Desperate Housewives. Which is odd, because I like some of the actors. Just not soaps, I guess.

my mom used to wtach it.. i always thought it was kinda stupid

By the way, I found an extra special surprise while typing in 'clitter'. I found a fascinating band named Cliteater!
So since we're such lovers of music, um... yeah... Enjoy?



-tries not to gag in front of you all-

so the 'clitter' is... wow... sparkle babies... wand... ah!

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and that music so isn't my style... what the hell are they saying anyways?

It's a nighttime soap, which means there's at least humor involved! :lol:
But yeah, in all honesty the writing of the show is really... poor.

Yet there are TONS of poorly-written shows on TV. Makes me want to become a screenwriter all the more, because it sure as hell will be easy to get a half-assed idea on air. :stare:

yeah it's special linny... sparkle babies made me think of twilight sadly...

i've considered being a screenwriter before but i want to be a movie screenwriter...

I like this song. -nod-

:rofl: I hate anything that sounds like the singer is barfing into a bag. :gonk:
So yeah... I've never quite gotten the concept of 'screamo'/death metal music and whatnot.
To be honest, it scares the sheet out of me. :cry:

But the lyrics, which are attached to the video description, are apparently as follows:

Hard cock trembling, bare knuckles
At the sight of maggots
Chewing on those parasites makes me
Fucking come

I avow my insatiable hunger
Crawling, squirming in my mouth
Can't extricate these urges
Daily potential viatamin

Hard cock trembling bare knuckles
At the sight of maggots
Daily protein ritual

Scared yet? :oops:

No, no I'm not. That was hawt, Facade. :drool:

K, yeah, I don't think I even want to watch that video.

Instead, I shall attempt to find something else with Michael Swaim in it. That isn't too dirty...