neh, kitteh's foot is a hand.

I'm half excited, half afraid, kitteh

@Kat: U-um... well... I hope y-you rest well w-when you do...?

:cry: Excuse me while I wallow in my sorrow...

Brought to you by... THE SPARKLING VAMPIRES. :gonk:

Oh noes. Little Valen is new. -clings- DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME, I DON'T KILL!

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BUT YOU SPARKLE OF DIJON CLITTER, FACADE! The most fancy of all.

:rofl: don't worry, we still love you facade!

pst. kitteh does kill.... >.>

T-the fact you n-need to tell me y-you don't k-kill f-frightens me...

... E-ew, sparking v-vampires...

Poor him. I'd like to sparkle, but not be a sparkling vampire.

*aims gun timidly at "Kitteh"* ._. Please d-don't kill m-me...?

YOUR GUN WILL DO NOTHING TO ME!

I AM INVINCIBLE! I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF!

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So, Kitteh is lame, as she was typing that part, she totally said it in the voice of the Black Knight. XD

It s-shall be n-naught but a f-flesh w-wound...!

Dijon glitter? IS THAT LIKE... CLITTER!? :cool:

Heya, Valen! Welcome to the land of Narnia!
Now we must sacrifice you to the Almighty Lamppost Gods in order to reincarnate our Llama friend, Asllamalan.

*pokes kitteh back* now now, play nice, rabid freak of the sprinkles thread.

I don't remember that god! O.O

Ooh. A sacrifice. Sweeet.

I"LL BLEED ON YOU!

And Facade, I specifically used the word Clitter. XD

*hides behind Kat and whimpers* I h-have a g-gun...?

Kitteh, calm down. *hands human blood*

Cs and Gs look the same to me. :gonk:

QUICK, PREPARE THE SACRIFICIAL SLAB! Just slather it with olive oil and apple juice... :ninja:
I SHALL FETCH THE SACRIFICIAL DAGGER SPORK!

aw, *saves valen from the psycho people.* don't worry, this means 'hi, wanna be friends?' in their language.

We have a language?! :O

We're out of apple juice, will bacon grease suffice?

:drool: BLOOOODDD~! -lathers self in-

O-ok... T-they remind me of p-people I met at a c-con once... ._.

I'd like to meet you at Con, babeh. :drool:

What a flirt. :roll:

I'd like to meet you at a CONcert, darlin'. :love:

*facepalm* kitteh....
*double facepalm* facade!