facade!! :hug:

hey facady where ya been?

I've been in Atlantic City since Tuesday. :D

I had an awesome massage, tons of great food, blah blah blah, blah blah! =3
These past two weeks have been so jam-packed full of good food that I'm convinced I've been bloated the whole time. :gonk:

Sounds like fun except the bloating but he it's worth it with the good food!

Want some help?

*gets a stick and beats those unsightly pounds away* =3

*looks at the pineapple, wondering if it's edible, stomach grumbling*

PINEAPPLE HOWDY, STOP CALLING ME FAT. :gonk:

I'm not really physically bloated... Luckily my metabolism hasn't failed me yet. ;)
BUT, I feel perpetually bloated nonetheless. I tend to eat less on weekends, especially when home, so hopefully this weekend will help me, um, debloat? D:

-carves the pineapple and serves some to Wings-

lol facade.

*takes a bite of the pineapple* yummy!

Does it taste like 77-year-old hairy man, Wings? :insane:

*haunts you and poops fruit salad in your bed*

nope tastes like chicken!

Mm, fruit salad in mah bed! :O
Yummy yummy yummy~

-feeds it to the rabid iguanas that live in the floorboards-

WINGS, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE! :illgetu:
You have to at least say it tastes like stringy, old chicken that's way past its prime. :roll: How dare you insult the Almighty Ancient Howdy!?

omg! i just found a poem i wrote in 8th grade :rofl:

Lalaladee~ -dances in-
NO MORE SCHOOL! <3

that's exciting zea. winter vaca? you have to realize how weird that sounds to me btw

... Not really xD
Just the break between semester one and semester two xD

what month is it in australia?

Same as you, July xD
The 2nd to be exact.

i'm confused... i though australia since it was in the southern hemisphere was on opposite season... :gonk:

We are in Winter but we're still in July xD

now that's just strange...

What? It'd be weird if we changed the month to December or whatever just because it's Winter xD

i guess. I don't know to think of july with cold just seems strange to me but that's totally a mindset a know.

Eh, It's okay :3

and sorry to run off right after you get on but i'm going to bed. talk to you later!