it would take a miracle to get snow here...

zephi is quite funny today!

wait wait what exactly is 'the gift'?
i assume some sort of std or sti
but i am not down with the lingo

and zephi is on a roll tonight!

Yer darn right I'm on a roll, like an armadillo crossing the street. I just imagine them curling up ino a ball and rolling across it. haha... that would be kinda cool to be one of those if you could do that. Oooh, or a hedgehog? Big, like sonic and not like a real one cause the real ones sleep at least 18 hours every day. I mean unless you REALLY loved sleep then you wouldn't want to be one of those. They said that there are hedgehogs here, and people have seen them but I haven't so I wanna know what gives!? I found gekkos and stuff like that but no hedgehogs! And a dead scorpion, but I'm totally fine with finding a dead one.. great.. now when I walk out ther ein the pitch blackedness towards the shower I'm gona be all paranoid about finding a scorpion but it has to be way too cold for them right now. They should be hibernating or something, shoot, I should be hybernating. So which one was spelled right? I think maybe the second spelling... hmm.. waaaaay too lazy to look it up. But I am not too lazy to work myself out of this sleeping bag like cocoon and take a hot shower, and it better be HOT and pressurized and the heat better be on or I'm gonna go in the men's room. lol. Do you think they would notice? I mean it' snot liek they watch eachother when they shower... or do they!? Ew... guys are so gross. lol... I'll be back :D

Oh yeah, the gift, in this case means herpes O_O ew...

hahaha that was like the best tangent/ramble ever

good luck with the shower, zephi!

the herp huh? yuck

Eww, I hate public restrooms because I'm always afraid of getting terrible diseases.

*throws a terrible disease at lostin*
:twisted:

there, I'm done with my avi

the tv just said. 'algae is exciting'.

*eats kat's shamrock balloon*

I don't think this is edible. its filled with a poisonous gas.

poisonous bunchi gas? O_O

don't ask. if I tell you, I'll have to kill you!

AHHH ITS SNOWING!!! AND IM IN SHORTS AND A TANK TOP!!! BRRR

put some warm clothes on, gurl!

im gonna, then im gonna go outside with my puppy

how old is your puppy now?

Poodles, televangelists, and potassium, oh my!

she will be a year on january 6th

Hey lookey lookey! It's Facade! Yay! *waves like a child who just finished trick or treating and ate all the candy that they got right before they crash and fall asleep or get a really bad stomach ache.* You know, I've noticed that people can't eat candy like they could when they were kids, or at least everyone besides me can't it seems. They all start complaining about how their stomach hurts and such nonsense like that. But how are you Facade dearest!? :hug:

did zephi get her shower? was it a hot one?

hey facade... it's been ages, yo!

-RUNS AROUND SCREAMING-

*gnaws on foolio's head*

-OH BABEH- :drool:

Zephi did get a shower and it was an almost too hot one. Or rather it really was too hot. It was like taking a shower at the base of an erupting volcano. It was so hot in there I almost passed out. My ears started ringing. I couldn't breathe. It actually felt good to get back to this cold room after that. So tell me, where has all the happy mediums gone too? Where is Goldilocks when you need her. Yesterday was too cold, today was too hot, so does that mean that by the numbers tomorrows shower should be just right? I sure hope so. I bet this is why I'm sick to begin with. lol.. at least it wasn't cold. Too hot is way better than cold. But you know what? I just wannt be, I just wana be, I just wanna be successful. For rizzle my nizzle.

*Joins fool running around screaming* Why are we screaming? Is there a giant coming or something!? O_O

*sniffs pits* hmmm.... i think i need a shower... later taters
but in the words of arnold... i'll be back!

I AM THE GIANT ZEPHI. -SQUISHES-