make a dress out of bedsheets

you're stuck in a dark room with a tiny window. How do you get out?

Put together some homemade explosives! Lol. 8D

You want to send your valentine a gift but have more money and you don't want him/her to find out it's from you. What are you going to do? o.o

Type him a letter and stick it somewhere he will find it but not know it was you that put it there. (I've personally done that before lol I don't advice it though lol never worked for me lol)

You really want to ask a guy out but everytime you look at him or try talking to him you get butterflies and you get tongue tied you feel like your 15 again instead of 25. What do you do? (Sorry its so ordianry but I'm stumped!)

Solution: Blink at him in Morse code and hope he understands. xD

Problem: Someone is always coming and tepee-ing your house and you think it's the same person each time but aren't ever able to catch them. What do you do to get them back?

Put glue all over your lawn and sidewalk so they can't get away next time

You are in a boat with no oars and no motor in the middle of a lake, how do you get back to shore?

Swim. Or catch a ride from the friendly neighborhood alligator. XD

Your cat is locked in a room. You don't have the key to open the door. What do you do?

Solution: Well, I'm bad at picking locks so I think I'd get tools and cut a cat door into the door. xD

Problem: Your cat keeps stealing your entire bed...sleeping in the middle and stretching out so that you have to lay down around him/her (which is very uncomfortable, by the way >>) and very time you try to move your cat, he/she hisses and swipe their claws at you. What do you do? o:

Solution: Hire a dog to chase off the cat xD



Problem: You just received a terrible hair cut beyond repair, what do you do?

buy a wig and tell everyone that the "Dolly Parton" look is the next big thing.

your dog just ate your best friends home work. O.o now what??

>.> <.< >.> ...Let her copy mine.

You want to read a book you're really into, but you're locked in a room with no light source. What do you do?

turn on the good old night vision goggles and read away! in the future prepare for these situations and paint all your books with glow-in-the-dark nail polish.

Quick! You're being attacked by aliens! What do you do??

Solution: Give them the peace sign. xD

Problem: Yuck! The stov's covered in congealed grease and oil and you don't have any cleaners that will loosen it up. Dx What now?

Solution: Grab a match, light it on fire! who cares if the whole house burns down?

Problem: You handcuffed tightly to the most annoying person in the world and the key just fell down the rain drain. What now?

Solution: Where's the nearest blacksmith?

Problem: Your friends keep sneaking into your cupboards and stealing your food while you're not looking. Thieves! You haven't caught them in the act and don't have proof though, so your parent's always blame you. How would you take care of it? o.o

Solution: I'd cover everything in hot sauce so that when they take a bite of their stolen food their mouth burns to pieces and they learn never to do it again.

Problem: The neighbor's dog keeps howling at the moon at three o' clock in the morning and keeps you up all night.

Solution: I'd go find a tranquilizer gun and knock that sucker out! xD (Unless it's a werewolf in reality, then I'd get out the silver bullets. ;o)

Problem: There's a dragon rampaging all around the city (weird, huh? xD) and sadly, they mayor offers you up as a sacrifice to get it to back off. A knight (guy (or girl, depending on preference/gender) on a motorbike with a bazooka) comes to rescue you but gets flamed. Whatcha going to do now? o_O

Solution: Take the bazooka turn it into a flamethrowe flame the knight again and tell the dragon, see I breath fire too, now get out of my city and take me with you. I don't like them if they're going to try and kill me. Let's go get tacos and burgers.

Problem: The clock on the wall in your class has stopped moving and the teacher thinks that there is still half an hour of class left when there is actually only 5 minutes. What would you do?

Solution: I would....set my ring tone to sound just like it! xD Woot for modern technology.

Problem: Those annoying elves are at it again! Sneaking into your house and making a mess of it. They tied you and everyone else up though. What are you going to do?

Use my nails to cut the rope (my nails are sharp i gave my self a scare but cutting my self on them!) and knock the little buggers on the head from behind and throw them in a bag a put them in the mail and send them to abu dabi.

Problem: There are spiders living in your basement but everytime you try to kill them they run away and hide from you how do you kill them?

Put a bunch of hungry cats in the basement.

Problem: You're in detention, and your favorite show is on in 30 minutes. You might not be able to make it. What do you do?

joke solution : set the dvr to record from my phone

solution: hijack the school televisions using evil genius technology that i've hooked up underneath the desk and secretly turn it on so that everyone in the school must watch the show.


problem: Some crazy teenagers came to your door at halloween, your light wasn't on. they have realistic looking weapons in their costumes. what do you do?

Solution: I say, "DUDE, are those real!? Awesome!" *Pulls out AK-47* "Let's have a contest!" *Points gun towards teenagers and then watches them run screaming* Says, "WAIT, you forgot your candy!" and laughs hysterically.

Problem: You forgot your best friend's birthday, you were supposed to throw the party, and you're broke to boot. What do you do to fix it?

Solution: Throw and extra super cool dance party in your backyard or at the nearest park and make everyone pay two dollars for food (except the Birthday friend)!

Problem: Uh-oh...your little sister was watching Alice in Wonderland and decided to paint your mother's favorite rosebush red. She's going to be home in less than fifteen minutes too. Now what?

Solution: Pick all the flowers and tell your mother that the dog ate 'em.

Problem: You're in your friends house because you're rooming with her for the weekend, and when you wake up and get off the couch, you trip over her little brother's new lego set and smash it, and land face-first on her $40 Sephiroth action figure and it breaks in thirds. She'll be home in an hour, what do you do?

Solution: Build a Sephiroth figure out of legos of course. The little brother clearly liked the FF7 character far better than his legos got angry and made his own. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Problem: A black cat has just crossed your path. Oh no that's bad luck and it did it while you walked under a ladder!! Now you see a truck coming straight towards you and you can't move cause the road all around you is cracked. What do you do!!