Though, I think the hat comments are normal, and adorable.

Hah Good idea, Wrenja. XD Mr. Mayor needs a restraining order against...nearly half the island. XD

I think he needs bodyguards. Like a bunch of them. :|

Doesn't he have Geese for that?

I don't think it's enough? xD

I could attack people with my trusty iron skillet! 8D

And suddenly Geese aren't enough? What are those crazy girls doing!?

Who needs bodyguards when you have a giant spork.

Spork? Lol, I read that as Spock.. > >

Just stab people with the ears. XD

Haha yes Spock shall protect us all :XD

And then Mr. Mayor could Live long and Prosper.. > w>

Without having to live his days in fear. xD;

Oh dear

*walks in slowly* What is this about comments...? I am curious.

*holds up a form* Whose ready to sign a petition, to get Mr. Mayor a restraining order?

Tipping, go read the mayor's profile comments...you'll understand. lol.

Alright. *opens it in a new tab*

EDIT: Ah. I see. *smiles a little* Amusing.

haha, I dunno a better way to protect the mayor from those scary girls o.o

We could.. Cover him in a safety blanket?

It scares me... XD; Poor guy. lol.

And I gave up signing petitions, Aaeza. lol.

HIM just added a random commet to Mr Mayor's profile. And now to send Afrodonkey some more love.

Afrodonkey has FIVE protusions on his lower half! *twitch* Frightening beast.

Hahaha XD You noticed that too? XD

Within seconds... It only takes seconds to get the thought that he is flashing us all...