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LilAnimeEarth
:3 Allo
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02-11-2010, 02:31 AM
Example:
poster1: is your mouth like your butthole?
poster2: Yup, except stuff goes down it too!
LETS BEGIN! Is A netbook A net that has a book let lets you use the internet? (Remember, use a STUPID answer!)
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TheNewCSLewis
TheNewCSLewis
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02-11-2010, 03:26 AM
Of course not! It is a book made of nets that lets you use the internet.
If cars are called automobiles why then don't they drive themselves??
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Jordin
⊙ω⊙
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02-11-2010, 04:37 AM
cuz they might crash
y dont fish kill themselves?
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distorted
Daydream
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02-20-2010, 09:18 PM
Because they don't know how to tie knots.
If it's High-tech why doesn't it float?
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Sasha1985
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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02-21-2010, 09:34 PM
Because it never learned to swim.
If you have the flu deos that mean you can fly?
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silenttiger43
I have nothing to declare but my...
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02-24-2010, 05:58 AM
no, it means you used to be able to.
If people are born with nails, why aren't we born with hammers to?
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Jobunneh
I'm on a mission to buy every it...
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02-24-2010, 06:31 AM
If we were born with hammers, every time someone got pissed at another someone, they'd just end up hammering them to death. Homicide rates would go up like crazy. D:
But then again.. it would be fun to get pissed and go, "HAMMAH TIME!" o_o; (That was horrible...)
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
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masked_egg
⊙ω⊙
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02-24-2010, 07:13 AM
Pizza! :D They all hope to become pizza one day :3
If it's called Spring where's all the hopping?
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Sasha1985
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02-25-2010, 08:59 PM
It's too busy smelling the flowers to go hopping.
If spring has sprung does that mean its summer?
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Panda-nee
Mama Bear
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03-01-2010, 04:46 AM
No, It means you need a new mattress.
Why is water wet?
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Sasha1985
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03-01-2010, 06:12 AM
Because if it was dry then it would make you thirsty!
why can't pea's pee?
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lightkanna
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03-02-2010, 02:30 AM
They do in their earlier age. Well, They suck up the pee.
Why does the whether change all the time?
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Doctor HeavenSin
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03-02-2010, 04:05 AM
The weather doesn't change your perception dose.
Why is it when I cut people they bleed
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bethedmundsguthrie
98.5% Awkward, 100% of the time.
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03-02-2010, 06:30 AM
Because they've been riding too many carousels.
If you read the word "boot" boo-t, why don't you read the word "foot", foo-t?
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Sasha1985
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03-03-2010, 12:59 AM
Because I refuse to
How come if you stand on your head everything is upsidedown?
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LilAnimeEarth
:3 Allo
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04-18-2010, 03:49 PM
Because it's deadly.
Why didn't the butterfly give me any butter?
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may_chan_xoxo
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04-18-2010, 03:58 PM
XD.because its a butter fly.
get it??
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Wavi
Awesome doesn't even begin to ex...
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04-18-2010, 04:01 PM
((Wow, just wow. Awesome thread going on here. :)))
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LilAnimeEarth
:3 Allo
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04-18-2010, 05:25 PM
Thanks Wavikz.
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Hatsune-Miku
(-.-)zzZ
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04-25-2010, 01:52 AM
why are pancakes called pancakes if they arent cakes?
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LilAnimeEarth
:3 Allo
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04-25-2010, 02:46 PM
Because they kill cakes.
Why do poo smell?
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neko xoxox
I REAALY regret my name :(
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08-16-2010, 11:43 PM
Because poo is taking revenge on humanity.
What should I lie and say my middle name is on my school photos?
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MeganeFox
My name is not Megan, thank you....
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08-17-2010, 08:38 AM
Supercalafragalisticexpealadocious.
Why is the cake a lie?!
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Iro
Lurker
☆
Event Coordinator
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08-17-2010, 08:40 AM
Because it's a pie!
Why is coffee not tea?
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MeganeFox
My name is not Megan, thank you....
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08-17-2010, 08:42 AM
Because it coughed, duh.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
(sorry, couldn't resist. xD)
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