Seriously...collar me just clothe me please :)

well, posting in forums will get you monies for clothes.

hence why I'm here to say 'hi'
(I only got something to cover myself with this morning)

hello and welcome! don't worry everyone's gotta start out nekkid ^_^

post in the forums and play some games to get gold

you should also go to some of the charitys who help out newbies <here>, (here), and {There}

hope you enjoy it here ^_^

Welcome, Licentious! Interesting name =) and by the way, the special event shop should have cool clothes for you~

Enjoy your time in Menewsha!

I suggest doing the games mostly for the first thing you do. Then come here and welcome everyone to Menewsha. Help them out by telling them what they can do and stuff. Like what I'm doing. Make friends with them. There are lots of new people coming in everyday so it shouldn't be a problem to even make 500 from just plain talking with them. Or even make a thread in one of the forums that apply to like chat rooms and make a thread about something you like or that sounds interesting to talk about and then keep posting about it with people who join it xD The way it calculates it how much you talk or 'type' in this case. If you only do one liners or a few words then you won't get much gold for each post. But I'm sure you can figure that out soon enough xD
Oh yeah p.s. No begging allowed. You will be banned for it.