Then I guess I'm a Antidisestablishmentarianic

*lights Anarchy symbols and hurls them randomly*

That's a big word. O_O

Well, keep in mind that just because you are against people who are against the government doesn't always mean you're -for- the government than. You're suppose to just hate the people :P

Like people in the 60s/70s who hated tree-huggers, but didn't like the government either!

[eats chicken pot pie]

AND watching Stargate SG-1, one of the most awesome-est shows EVAR!

My butt itches ._.

[hands Liquid Diamond a butt scratcher]

*stabs Liquid in the butt, injecting anti-itch cream*

Wow... that's a lot of butt-healing <3

You're lucky I had my trusty syringe handy. ;)

It's the best kind of healing. XD

HAY YA'LL, I'M FEELING MIGHTY RUDE RIGHT NOW AND I'M FIXIN TO FIGHT.

I have so much homework to do toniggghttt. HATE MY LIFE. It BETTAH SNOW so I aint gotta go to school tomorrow.

@twsited, was that a joke about ejaculating into an anus? injecting cream into an ass.

my hair is being dyed.

a while ago i melted wax all over my doggu doll's face, so i gave him bandages.
his name is yasuo.

'Allo. Rose from mah grave.
Say, Folk, not sure that you might know, but can you press your hair after its been dyed?

press?

what is pressing. i can press my hands on my hair after it's dyed.

you mean like with a flat iron or something?

That doll is super cute, folk.

What color are you dying your hair?

black lol, just redying it. having black hair makes me a true japanese.

yeah he;s fuckin kawaii, i stole him and made him a gakuran but i couldn't fit all five buttons on it so he only gets four ._.
i have a bigger cat and a dalmatian the same size, i've only made them shirts though.

brb time to wash this dye out.

No, it wasn't a joke. I didn't mean for it to be dirty. lol Nice doll,by the way. I don't want to do my homework, but I'll do it anyway. I'm glad we go to school at 10 tomorrow.

UGH SNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH ME HERE. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AT 6AM, NOT 1AM LIKE A LIL PUNK.

@twisted, well why wasn't it a joke.

omg the nape of my neck is beautiful and freshly dyed. hair is so silky and nice and BLACK

To press hair means to straighten it with a hot comb.

Yup it does. I never do that to my hair though. I'm luck and mine is thick straight and reddish brown.

Folk: I don't know, it just wasn't I guess. Lol, congratulations on your hair. =P

I'm so happy this homework is easy.

i never do anything to my hair so i wouldn't know, it's naturally the hair of a 33 year old japanese male so i don;t have to.

no one gets that and that's why i said it :>

A hot comb? That sounds PAINFUL! You mean like a flat iron?

And yeah you can straighten your hair after dying it, though I wouldn't recommend it because it might cause your hair to FRY.

I'm glad your dye adventures came out glorious folk.

That doll is cuuuuuuuuute


LOL, it would be rad if they closed my college because of snow too but I doubt it D:

lskgjdkljg I have to study and then think about a stupid essay

oh and today I had to deal with this really ugly, crazy, and rude gay dude whom I hate and then his boyfriend who is kinda cute but then kinda ugly and lame. I HAVE LOTS OF FUNNY STORIES TO TELL THOUGH LOOOOL