i'm excited to hear them.

WHY ISN;T IT SNOWING HERE. it finally stopped being sunny and got really rainy today. i was going to go outside but i had to wait for my mom to come back from the store and dye my hair and now i should be going to sleep..

IT'S SNOWING HERE AND I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE IT RARELY EVER DOES. I went home from school today at 12:45. I love this. Its supposed to warm up tomorrow though, so the snow will all melt. =[

i should have dyed my leg and pit hair to make it stand out more.

And pubic hair too


So the first story: Me and shelbie were hungry for lunch but the places weren't open so we went to our friend Willis's place (He is the kind of cute one) and he came out to talk to us. Eventually we went into his apartment and we were all going to go but he had to wake up his boyfriend (Brandon). Well I looked at the couch and it just looked flat with a blanket on it.........sOMEHOW THAT GUY WAS THERE OMGkdfgjd
I LOL'D SO MUCH BECAUSE IT FREAKED ME OUT BECAUSE I DID NOT SEE ANYONE THERE AND IT LOOKED FUCKING FLAT AND THAT PROVES HOW GROSSLY SKINNY HE IS

Lol. Did you sit on him?

OMG GROSSSSSSS @ your story. BRANDON IS SO LAME AND CREEPY AND CRAZY.

AND HE GOT THAT BOTOX STUFF BUT IT WORE OFF

ugh it is people like him that make me realize how much i HATE everyone beside the few people in my circle of friends

NEXT STORY, he got up to go "get ready" but when we were about to leave I walked near the bathroom and it was RANCID sklsdfs

OMG DIDN'T YOU SAY THE BOTOX LOOKED SO DUMB ON HIM? LIKE HIS FACE MUTATED?

EWEWEWEW @ THE BATHROOM. THAT IS RUDE, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE COMPANY, YOU CAN FIX THAT MESS.

and wait there is MORE
When we got into his FANCY CAR which was soooo messy, he played some STUPID HIPSTER music. I was waiting for him to play crystal castles cause I know he likes em, so that I could be like "FUCK THEM THEY STEAL MUSIC"

but anyway he played radiohead and then started SINGING , omg he sings SO BAD ldksfjldjf I LOL'd so much but had to hide it

Ew, Botox? He must've been pretty ugly and desperate. That must be one nasty bathroom if it was rancid.

omg i just tried to make a dental appointment and they said i can't have one until the END OF APRIL

MY TEETH ARE GOING TO FALL OUT, LAST YEAR THEY SAID I HAD SIX CAVITIES.

ok going to fucking bed oh my god.

OMG GROSS. IF YOU ARE GONNA PRAISE ABOUT BEING FANCY RICH, KEEP YOUR STUFF CLEAN. LOLOLOLOL @ him singing.

I was JUST talking about getting my teeth fixed. My mom is planning to make me go EVERY DAY for my Easter break to get rid of my braces and fill the millions of cavities I have.

I'm going to the dentist in April. Hopefully I can get braces soon.

my teeth are all crooked and cool looking, i would never ever get braces OR get them whitened. i hate straight white teeth.
i love their imperfection so much :>
that's why i don;t want them to fall out :<<<

My great-grandpa has no teeth since he used to drink a lot and would eat a lot of limes and lemons and didn't really brush his teeth. Now he leaves his dentures around his house, so whenever I visit they're lying around in random places.

folk your teeth aren't that bad LOL, they are better then what mine weer before braces. Like omg they were HORRID so I HAD to get them . Plus I had TOO much teeth so that was like a problem.

And mine are pretty yellow from the braces because I didn't take care of them as well as I shold. Me and weech both have the problem so im glad I have someone to fail with me

My teeth are pretty straight, I had to get braces to make my gap disappear but of course my teeth are too small. So instead of one huge gap in the middle I had two on the side. So I basically got them for NO reason, though my normal gap is a lot smaller so wutever.

I'd like to get my teeth whitened cause my braces made them all discolored and funky but I don't want them to look like some bad photoshop mess.

@Twisted: That is gross. Having NO teeth scares me, I never want to ever have to wear false teeth.

omg more stories

BRANDON CALLED ME A "LIL BOY"
Like he ACTUALLY CALLED ME THAT, I LOL'd really bad because HE is a LIL BOY. And he is so gross . like he was doing some coin game and got mad so did some weird angry stomp but you could tell he was trying to be funny. he looked so immature. he reminds me of CARL so much sdklfjsj

And then in taco bell I noticed that he smelled like a TOILET! Like a toilet from a gross bathroom . I could SMELL the toilet paper

Weech: You're telling me. I don't want false teeth either.

Krokidil: EWWW. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. I CAN TELL, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

OMG THAT IS HORRENDOUS. DOES HE LIKE NEVER BATHE OR SOMETHING? HE ALWAYS SMELLS ROTTEN WHEN WE SEE HIM. I BET ITS EVEN WORSE NOW.

ew toiler paper smell DX

krok kun you haven't seen my teeth up close irl, they're terribley lovely.
also you should slit that guy's throat, the earth could use less people, he doesn't sound like he's needed, he just sounds gross XD

if i were a dictator many people would die and i would probably get assassinated by ultra leftists.

omg guys he smelled like TOILET WATER
UGHHH

And he is SO lame
but omg i almost had to SIT by him and i PANICKED but shelbie was nice and took that spot so I had to sit by willis
but I felt AWKWARD being next to him and i didn't wanna be CHOMPING down and looking ugly while be RIGHT in his grill so i asked to switch with TOILET BOY

And like omg
they were all talking about working and i was just sitting there so BORED, playing with my hair
and they sounded liek a bunch of old ladies , trying to be so mature and stuff
I HATE that. It is so fake too.

So I GROANED like
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" (LOL FOLK)
And then brandon was like "OMG WHY U LOOK BORED"
"Cause I'm BORED AS HELL"
"Then join the convo ~"
"UH NO THAT SHIT AIN'T RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS"


omg and he DISSED leslie hall

He sounds like the type of person that you so badly want to choke when he's not paying attention.

just shove your thumbs as hard as you can into the area right under his adam's apple~ it's a weak spot.

folk, I'd rather shove them into his eye sockets and pop his eyeballs out