At least you're actually reasonable and understanding about it.

i do get assholeish about bible thumpers though. some mormons came to my door and were like "do u believe in jesus christ" and i was like "of course i don't"
and they gave me a website and said to "visit it and it will awnser my questions" "what questions" "any questions you have about jesus christ :>"

"i don't have any.."
then i slammed the door on them XD

Lol. That's nice. Duuuude, I'm so hungry. Although I ate an equivalent of three bowls of cereal while I did my homework. Someday I'm going to lose my high metabolism and become fat. *sigh*

Hmmm mutant, well I'm not a mutant in any type of sense, but I just don't fit in anywhere ^^

i am a mutant, i have two penises :<

I couldn't help but laugh when I read that. That's really nice to know.

they can go in both holes at the same time but i don't like women so i a out of luck .-.

>.< Thanks for telling me that. Well, I guess you are out of luck...

yes i am please pity me.

Why should I?

because it's unfortunate to have two peens but not want to please women, they chase me down the dirt roads of my home town. :<

oO" No offense, but you could have mentioned that the first time I made any move. Flying Spaghetti Monster /isn't/ 4chan, though.
And look at it this way, you just have two. No more than that. Trust me, I've seen waaaay too many horrors to tell you that's not bad.

That's sad. Maybe they're jealous? ;o

@lehjamins, whatever it's still dumb.

@twisted, so they just want me for my body :<

well just think of it this way folk, if one gets tired you can use the other :D

it doesn't work like that, the way they are set up does not allow me to do such things.

I guess. But what if they're actually guys. Like... drag queens? 8o

i like boyish young men, not men who want to be girls.

no one understands me ;_;

well can't help make you feel better then sorry

*is so not helping, unfortunately* >.< Well then... maybe there are some guy guys in there, you're just not looking hard enough. Or maybe all the girls scared them away and they're shy. Maybe there are some that are just too submissive and weak. ;]

i am just going to jump off a cliff.

OH MY LAWD. BRB, GOT TO GO BUST SOME HEADZ, MY SHOULDERS ARE TENSE THATS A SENSE I'M FIXIN TO FIGHT.

:)

*sigh* You're not very easy to please. Maybe I'll go with you, I'll just take a parachute because I'm afraid of heights.

the point of jumping off the cliff is to kill myself.
a parachute would defeat the purpose.