then I would get ghetto and unleash a cornbread blaster
I really want some cornbread with broccoli and cheese in it or something mmm

XD
I haven't made cornbread in nearly a year lol
You're making me want some, stop it!

CORNBREAD IS HIGH CLASS!

MAKE SOME AND PUT BROCCOLI AND CHEESE IN IT THEN INVITE ME OVER

It'll be ready in about an hour, so get ova' here!

YESSSSSS BRB SPINNING AWAY TO YOUR CRIB

OMG PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE ARE BEING SO DUMB! MY SHOULDERS ARE TENSE AND LOCKED IN TO PLACE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I'M FIXIN TO FIGHT.

-sits in middle of the road next to my apartment, doing signals with a flashlight-

@Weech: that's no good~
what they doin?

FIGHT! FIGHT! *grabs popcorn*

What'd you grab me for?

:' D

Ba-dum TCH!
/shot

skips everything that was said while i was stuffing my gullet.

what's up.

/spirals in on a cloud of baby vomit

FOLK COME TO MY HOUSE RITE NOW AND SLIT MY SISTER'S THROAT, PLZ K THX. THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT'S GOING ON.

OH AND CORNBREAD!

My friggin arm won't stop jamming up guys-
D<

I'm about to break my elbow with a hammer if it doesn't stop hurting!

-gives Folk a razor for Weech's sister-

actually
i think your sister would overpower folk D:

Popcorn: Lol, not you. Ooh, this is gonna be good.

NOT IF I SIT MY FAT BUTT ON HER AND SQUASH A HEFA.

*giggles* You remind me of my friend who says that a lot.

YOUR FRIEND NEEDS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE REAL QUICK LIKE SO I CAN STICK MY BIG BLACK BOOT UP HER BOOTYHOLE CAUSE I AINT GOT TIME FOR LIL PUNKS TRYING TO BE LIKE ME.

you have to keep your sister down so i can burn her fingers off and shit like i do to bugs.
nail them under rocks and burn off their wings. then release them.

You are quite twisted aren't you, mah dear?
You remind me of an old friend of mine :)

what was their name.

Dante.

that is such a terrible name.

Psh. I'm the one with the name and he's the one who actually acts like it. Oh, the irony.