Hmmm... maybe he is like... dancing somewhere. :D

For three weeks?! O___O

YES, ERIK. He decided "Fuck seeing Erik, I wanna dance! It's too much fun! I doubt he'd ever dance with me!" and danced for three weeks XDDD

*spirals into the well of despair* NOOOOOOOOOOO

I would so dance with him. I can't dance to save my life, but for him I'd dance.

Well, maybe he thought you wouldn't dance because you can't dance! Or maybe he thought you'd embarrass him and make his dancing look terrible!

Yes. That sounds like him.

Haha, somehow I don't think he'd worry too much about other people thinking his dancing looks terrible. XD He would probably coerce me into dancing, rather than avoid me because I can't dance.

THIS IS ALL FINE AND GOOD BUT HE'S STILL MISSING.

Also, I'm sleeping in my best friend's room at his family's house, while my best friend himself is away in LA. AWKWARD.

Well, hm...

Maaaaaybe he is on an epic quest because he couldn't get to the airport so now he is on a boat as a stowaway trying to get to you, so now it's taking extra long!

Maybe!

Or! His dad is a diplomat, so what if GG was kidnapped and held for ransom?! D8

Oh no!

Why are yours so pessimistic?! MAKE FUNNY ONES WITH ME! D:<

Maybe Yooyoo is getting ready to be Santa this year because the elves are fuckin' up hella bad.
That's right.
I just said Yooyoo is really Santa.

He'd either give really awesome presents or really terrifying presents. XDD

Maybe he eloped with someone! DDDD8

...Wait, mine were supposed to be optimistic... BAW I can't think of any nice ones! XD

You suck with optimistic! COME ON. I'm a pessimist and I'm doing it!

Uh--Uh--Uh--

He had to rescue an entire zoo from a horrific fire, and has had to go through all the subsequent awards ceremonies for being the most amazing person in the world! 8D

THAT'S BETTER!

:sarcasm:

Haha, I love that face.

Also, it is fucking hot here. *writhes*

I got AC 8D

WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL

*stalks around*

Oh, sleep. I remember you. Vaguely. I don't think I've slept well in months. Jeeesus.

I love garlic in food, but I would be very happy if the smell would just get off my fingers. Like, now.
*yawn*
Maybe GG got offered the chance to go into space with the one condition he had to leave immediately, so he didn't have time to tell anyone. And right now he's floating around somewhere up there looking at Earth from space. :o

Space! Space is scary... *shivers* So much... endlessness. Kollusim, come back and tell me where he iiiis! *rolls around*

Have you watched the news for anything going on in NZ or such? I can think of only NZ Herald though not sure if that's much of a help, really. I wish people had a tracking chip under their skin! Or that I was a better stalker. >:

He was supposed to arrive last week?

Oh and I apparently survived this city's biggest bar and the only damage was inflicted on my pride as some not-so-sober fat pig spilt beer on my t-shirt's back (and a good deal on the sofa I was sitting on as well.) I'm surprised I didn't jump him or tear any limbs. o_o I'm not a fan of the smell of beer, much less on myself!

But seeing my classmates drunk was class A entertainment. xD The really quiet, reserved guy whom no one expected to arrive drank a shitload of WHISKEY. : D

Yes, I have stalked him all over the place, but for the most part it's like he doesn't even exist. Can't find him anywhere.

Last night I had a dream that he called me and said he was on his way to where I live. -_-
Fuck you, dreams.

I have never been to any kind of bar in my life. I'm 19 and here you have to be 21 to get alcohol or get into bars and such. I don't like the taste or smell of most alcohol, though, so it's all good. XD

Dreams are cruel, terribly cruel! Though assuming that our own subconscious contructs the dreams ... we are cruel ourselves. xD

I went into that bar mostly because I was under the impression that if I didn't come I would embarrass or anger my friends. I chose the least evil option.

I've got a pretty epic track record for bad dreams, so I shouldn't be surprised, but still! D8 *buries self*

I did manage to make it into a bar-type place once, actually, but there wasn't a sign or anything that said I needed to be 21 or older to get in. So I went in. Didn't order anything, as they definitely would have carded me. Even if I was 21, I've been told I look way younger than I actually am. I still pay the youth prices on bus fare. XD

I had numerous nightmares of children killing each other @[email protected]


Maaaaybe.... Yooyoo is saving Tokyo from Godzilla.

Er... bad dreams are bad. X_X

That must be it. Fuckin' Godzilla! Always ruining everyone's plans. Jesus.