Oh yeah birfday pressie... o.o; W00t roadtrip! I wanna take one, unfortunately all of the peeps I was going to go with (and myself) are utterly broke so far.
I'm only doing it up to page ten, and waiting until page 15 to do the next one.
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Originally Posted by THE STORY SO FAR- Issue #2
Burk, as we have just mentioned, is in the hospital for dumbassity, where his totally sexy secretarysecond in command, Iscariot(Gods, is that not the hottest torso you have seen?), is by his bedside, telling him he’s a complete idiot despite him being unconscious.
THE STORY SO FAR ISSUE #2
Summarization of pages 8-10
SO! As you can see- Or not, if you haven’t been reading… Which is why I’m writing this, actually- Jeremy failed to use the freeze bullet on Asoch, which was heavily implied in the last issue. Noel is angry and Leon is… Stupid. But wait! It did hit something…
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
NOT GABRIEL! NO, NOT HIM, ANYONE BUT HIM! Oh god…
The poor angel was turned into an ice sculpture faster than you could blink, and Levi raged as she went about hunting Jeremy down- Not that anyone knew it was him. However, the little fucker escaped before she could get there, and Leon teleported Gabriel’s frozencorpse?body. The councils are just… Standing around, with the exception of Dellius for she had gotten another barrier erected, at least until Ynyr LOST THE FIGHT.
As for Asoch? Well, Eden, still possessed by that rude thing we’re supposed to call Nick, had, as mentioned in the previous issue, decided to be a complete dumbass and confront the giant bird. After an exchange of words and Asoch creating a white fireball, she attacked him with fire.
With FIRE. What?
As expected, it completely failed. Instead, Asoch tossed the fireball at Evelyn and grabbed the kid by the shirt and lifted her up while he leisurely searched his pockets. As this happened, Burk decided to do the unnecessary and tackle Evelyn out of the way of the blast, burning himself quite badly. Rose helped him up, but before Burk went and became suicidal, he ordered a fleet of helicopters with liquid nitrogen bombs to come.
…This won’t end well.
And indeed it did not, for Asoch shot them all down easily before fire-teleporting(What? That’s not even possible, is it?) away, but before he did that he attached some sort of collar to Eden's neck. Silas, who had been flirting with the various council women and being a giant ass, decided to depart as well, and Kyra left sometime during these events in endless haughtiness and bitchery to condemngrace Sheridan Tote with her presence. Poor boy.
MEANWHILE, AT THE BATCAVESOMEOTHER PLACE IN TOWN-
An Irish kitsune known as Rocky, who is the head of the undistinguished Kitsune council(…Really? I mean… Really?), is running about setting up a barrier that would do… Something, and goes back to the estate to gather his foxy minions, Juniper and Skye. However, everyone seems to be faffing about down there as well, for all are distracted by Arianna, who had fallen asleep in their tree.
Well, things are talked about before Rocky remembers the phoenix and goes running off, Arianna following. Problem is, when he arrived, the shit that had been hitting the fan stopped and the aftermath was atrocious. So, he decided to go hit on Rose. Well, then this guy comes, name being Maladict, and after talking is randomly promoted to Third in command of the vampire council. Yay.
Oh, wait! He’s a DUDE vampire! We haven’t had one of those in ages! AMAZING. Quick, girls! Rape him and turn him into a psycho vampire boyfriend with serious possessive issues and bad hair!
…Anyway. After that, everyone just sort of leaves, leaving only Rose, Maladict, Rocky and Arianna.
To move onto more entertaining things, Kacie and the psycho group are talking and he is randomly invited to join by Violet, the leader. He… Accepts. Seriously, isn’t he 12 or something? Shouldn’t his parents have taught him not to follow strangers, or did that not come up during HOW TO STAKE A VAMPIRE class?
CUT TO NEXT DAY-Er, night? Man, I don’t know anymore.
The night before, Jeremy came back home, only to find Kacie wass not home, and does not come home at all the following day. So he skips school with the ‘sick’ excuse for himself and his brother at tries to contact his father. Unfortunately, the said father is in the hospital BECAUSE HE’S SUCIDAL DAMMIT and isn’t available. So the boy goes off to the Paladin meeting.
Burk, as we have just mentioned, is in the hospital for dumbassity, where his totally sexy secretarysecond in command, Iscariot(Gods, is that not the hottest torso you have seen?), is by his bedside, telling him he’s a complete idiot despite him being unconscious.
…Or not so unconscious, as it turns out.
MEANWHILE, Dellius had finished her paperwork, as usual, but is completely bored. So she calls her alpha… Only for the gamma to tell her that the alpha is busy. Well, that sucks.
Anyway, at the batcaveAsoch’s lair, he is happily torturing a man for information when… What the hell, is that Disney music? Way to ruin the mood. So the phoenix goes out to yell at the singer, a one handed merman named Bastion, who eventually agrees to stop singing. He happily goes back to torturing, sending a message to Kyra and Silas to meet him at a Club Zodiac. He mentions someone named Nevaeh, who might that be?
AND NEARBY THE PHOENIX CAVE, a high council member named Kaz is looking for the phoenix as ordered by Levi, who is staying at the office to do the paperwork, and runs into his boyfriend and said boyfriend’s brother.
On another note, a genie and a fairy, not related in anyway, appear in different areas, in which the genie runs into Eden, who is now possessed by something more polite, and the fairy runs into Rocky.
Back at the Paladin meeting, Jeremy is promoted for catching the angel and a group of old people are severely insulted because Noel is a dick. Jeremy is charged with finding out why Gabriel is special, and... Well, that's it.
Anyone else and what they are doing is rather unimportant and are considered minor details.
-This has been yet another informative issue of what's happening so far by PhoenixIllusion.
WORSHIP ME YOU BASTARDS BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANY OF YOU DOING THIS
Oh! And Phoenix, when you have the time and pleasure would you write me a PM about a few things on the celeste race? I know Kaz's history but I wanna make sure that it doesn't ruin your idea of that creature, seeing as it was originally yours.
