"I think Roxas'll be the only one who makes a big damn deal out of it," Seifer mused, thoughtful.

Of course, it would be difficult, but it was possible to make him listen...

"Then it's time for their leader to discipline them," Seifer replied shortly. "They listen to me and me only. And if they disobey, they do get punished."

"More than likely...but I know that if it was him instead, I'd throw a fit, too." But likely for other reasons.

He lived for difficult; why else would he do most of what he did?

Somehow, that actually had a good hand in turning him on. Maybe a good, sensual punishment was something he'd seek from Seifer later. "Mm...sounds like fun. Can I watch?"

"Yeah, true. I mean, I can see where he's coming from. I'm not exactly the nicest of guys most of the time..."

Seifer had always been difficult, so he would surely appeal to Hayner's seeking a challenge.

Seifer raised an eyebrow, grinning a bit. "Like the sound of that, eh? Sure. I don't think they'll bellyache too much if I tell 'em to shut up, but better safe than sorry."

"Yeah...he'd probably think I was getting into something I can't handle. Like always. He's more or less my voice of reason, most of the time. He knows more about what's right for me than I do, apparently."

And boy, did Hayner love a challenge.

A nod and smile, then he pushed a little closer again. "So...is there anything I should know beforehand? Things I shouldn't do in public?"

"That might be true in some cases, I guess. But not all the time. After all, deep down, most of the time only you can know what's best for you."

Seifer was well-equipped to provide it.

He ran his hands through Hayner's hair gently. "Well...other than crawling into my lap or doing anything that involves taking clothes off, nah. That's about it."

"Wow, Seifer...that's pretty deep." He commented with a smile, leaning their foreheads together. "I never thought I'd hear you say something like that...or I guess I just never thought I'd be this...close to you without getting decked in the face."

Then a good choice had been made.

He purred softly, nodding slightly. "Let's just hope I never get drunk around you in public, then." Because, as he and Roxas had found out, Hayner was a very horny drunk.

Seifer hummed a bit, feeling a big smug about his wonderful comment. Then, he raised an eyebrow, playfully. "Do you want me to deck you in the face?" he teased, grinning. "I will if you want me to. But I'm thinking you don't want me to..."

"Pfft. If I want to see you drunk, I'll just bring a case of vodka over." Vodka was easily accessible for Seifer--his father kept it in the house at all times.

"Uh...not really." Hayner shook his head, "I'd rather you suck my face, but that's up to you entirely." He made an exaggerating fish-face kissy-face, just for emphasis. He really could be stupid-funny, if he wanted.

"Yeah, but I mean if we end up at a party or something." He shrugged, "Uh..I'm a very friendly...drunk, so..." His own father kept a bunch of it in the house, too. "You wouldn't even have to bring it. Dad's got plenty."

Seifer reached up and patted his sucked-in cheeks playfully. "You look like a weirdo when you do that."

Seifer snorted, grinning. "Pfft. Nobody cares what you do at a party as long as clothes stay on. And there would be plenty of rooms to hide in if we wanted to have fun."

"Well, you're stuck with a weirdo, then." Hayner laughed, making another stupid face before kissing him with a rather normal one. "Lucky you."

He grinned back, "I'm sure they would if they realized that everyone wants you and I'm all over you." A pause, "And the clothes barely stay on. Besides, if we go partying, I want something easier to dance in." Because, hate it or love it, Hayner loved to dance. And he danced just like those girls on MTV, when he really got going.

"Well. I'd consider myself pretty lucky," Seifer drawled, kissing him back.

Seifer rolled his eyes. "Even when I'm drunk, I can still teach people a lesson. So it's fine. I'm sure most would be content just watching and enjoying, though. And..." he grinned more, "...I would love to see you dance in skimpy clothing, by the way."

That made Hayner's blush return and he smiled a little, returning the kiss. "Mm...I'm pretty lucky, too."

"Mm...I don't doubt that you could." He offered, "Really?" To be honest, Hayner didn't see himself as very desirable, so he found it strange that anyone would like to watch him drunk and all over his boyfriend. Wow...that was weird to think of. Seifer was his boyfriend, now. That blush deepened, "R-really?" He smiled and gave a soft laugh, "I'd love to dance for you...but I doubt you'd keep your pants on very long." Even Roxas had a hard time holding back when Hayner danced.

Seifer's grin didn't look like it could widen any more, but it did, somehow.

"Are you kidding?" Seifer laughed. "Do you know how many pervs we've got in our school? They'd be content to watch me doing anything with anyone, at all. It's like...free mild porn. And we'll see about that. Let's take you clubbing sometime."

And that grin had a certain affect on Hayner, who wasn't properly covered.

"I guess you're right..." He looked down a moment, that blush suddenly gone, making a face towards Seifer's crotch, but it wasn't directed at it. "Friday?" He looked back up with a smile. He could even let Olette go nuts and make him look desirable.

Seifer definitely did not miss that.

"Friday's good. Got nothing going on. I'm guessing tomorrow is going to be interesting. Wanna shock the school and walk in together, holding hands or somethin'?" The idea seemed to amuse him.

Hayner certainly didn't, either.

"Alright..." He smirked a little, "Yeah, tomorrow will be the first day of Roxas giving me shit for dating you." He laughed, "Might as well. It's good to just dunk them in. We could even kiss or something when we know they're watching, just to rub it in." Even Hayner was amused with the idea.

Seifer chuckled, resting his head on his shoulder. "Mm. True. I can see we're going to have fun with this. The expressions on everyone's faces...they're going to be priceless."

"We should take a camera or something." Hayner grinned a bit, "Do you have a Facebook?" Hayner hardly touched his, but Pence had made them all get one. "We could totally post stupid pictures and shit..." Because he had a few ideas that would make his friends' eyes bleed.

"If you've got a camera, let's go for it. I do have a Facefailure, yeah, but I rarely use it." Seifer abhorred Facebook. It was like the plague to him. But, he was willing to use it for fun, if needed.

A snort, "I don't use mine, either, but Pence made me get one coz he's obsessed. But it's fun to scare people with it." Hayner got up and headed to a cabinet on the other side of the room, digging out a pink camera. "Again, my mom thinks I'm a girl."

"Pfftt. The camera's color will only weird them out more, so that's good," Seifer chuckled. "We totally have an excuse to act weird tomorrow. It'll be great."

Hayner suddenly laughed at an idea he had. "Tomorrow I should totally use the wheelchair in the garage." He only hoped Seifer would get his idea. "...and I guess I'm going vestless tomorrow, too." Make his outfit very well known.

"Sounds like fun. And vestless would be best, if you want to make a lasting, burning impression on their minds," Seifer informed him, grinning. "Let's make it so they never forget tomorrow."

"Alright." He agreed with a grin, licking his lips and moving to sit in Seifer's lap, holding the camera out in front of him to show them both. "Ready?"

(( LOL Look up "Dirty Picture" by Ke$ha ))

Seifer reached up to wrap his arms around his waist, shifting a bit to make the pose look more provocative. "Ready when you are."

((I will do that now. :3))