I don't have anything on it right now, since I haven't really copied anything today.

It's an avatar of a waffle that I was going to use on another site
It looks so cute and delicious! =3

This was mine 20 minutes ago:

Lyric Auden Gulzar
Friday, April 23, 2010
Story Starter
The Nightmare Was Real
It’s 12:00 at night right now and I’m going to be sick. There’s a monster under my bed. He has three purple legs, nine green eyes, and a bright blue body. This is the third time he has come. Usually, I call for Toothy, my fang-toothed dog. But right now he’s at the vet because of a broken leg. The monster is slowly creeping out from under my bed.
Suddenly, I feel a tight grip grasp my left wrist. I struggle to get the hand off me, but the monstrous hand’s strong fingers curl themselves even more tightly. My heart is beating furiously and my face is damp with sweat. As the monster stands up, he unzips a zipper around his neck and out of a monster costume. It is a man with a black mask covering most of his face except his eyes and mouth.
Frantically, I start kicking him. But it is of no use. “This is the end of my life, the end!” I think. I feel something tugging at me. Then, suddenly, I fall into the darkness. That is the end, and I remember no more.

It's something I did for my Core class. We used a story starter.

This is mine now:

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children

A little girl was talking to her tutor about whales.
The tutor said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the tutor replied that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The tutor asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

A grandmother was observing her grandchildren while they were drawing. She walked around to see each child’s work.
As she got to the youngest girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I'm drawing God.”
The grandmother paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

A mother was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five-year-old and six-year-old.
After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat your siblings?”
Without missing a beat the six-year-old answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

The children had all been photographed, and the photographer was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,’ or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'”
A little boy’s small voice rang out from the back of the room, “And there's the photographer; he's dead.”




One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and curiously asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl considered this for a while and then asked, “Mommy, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?”

A tutor was teaching the little boy about the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes,” the boy said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?”
The little boy replied, “Because your feet aren’t empty.”

A group of children were lined up beside the table in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

This is was some email I got from my friend a looooooong time ago. :D

miss you a lot, we don't ever get to hang out. Your amazing and I love you. I wish we could talk more. Get a hold of me.

a creepy message i got on fb from a old warcraft buddy :< long story but i was telling my freinds on gaia about the guy trying to get help on what to do

A link to a recipe for mujadara. It's not a very good recipe, though, as they neglect to recommend that you burn the onions to a blackened crisp, which is the heart and soul of the dish. :| Wimps.

This

"I've had enough of being a gay icon! I've had enough of all this hard work, because, since I came out, I keep getting all these parts, and my career's taken off. I want a quiet life. I'm going back into the closet. But I can't get back into the closet, because it's absolutely jam-packed full of other actors." - Sir Ian McKellan

is what is on my paste button at the moment. This quote is great, and it makes me giggle. Yet I love it. ^-^

Whaddya doin hoomee?

I honestly don't know what this means. :rofl: It could just be horrible spelling.I got it from someone in one of my emails. My English varies,and I'm not very well in it, so I tried copying and pasting it into a translator, and still didn't get a result. Perhaps someone may help me out? lol

# 20
# Assists 58
# Points 78
# +/- 3
# PIM 50

stats for Paul Statsny, I was discussing the colorado avalance with a buddy and needed to look him up~

I'm not saying!

Strunal 260 Student Violin Outfit - Free Shipping, Lowest Prices on Acoustic at Music & Arts

Oh! A violin I was thinking of getting if I can find one in 4/4. Forgot about that... :P

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HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

That's what's in mine. Sorry it's so large. D:

YouTube - Rawlins Cross - Wild Rose

All because I was finding the best video possible for this song in the "Best song to get over her" thread...at least I think thats the thread name.

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WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a lotta stuff... Hm... random enough?
WAIT
ITS YouTUBE
O.o

um... but i never copy-pasted Youtube.... Weird.... :O

Hey guys. Please remember to use quote tags around your copy/pastes. The easiest way is to just highlight the text and click the little button that looks like a chat bubble. Thank you kindly. :) I went ahead and put some in your post for you, funnybunny.

P.S. Mine:

Praziquantel

.. which is a brand of tapeworm medication for cats. Kinda gross, eh? :lol:

It's an avatar that I was nominating for User's pick.

Celes Paradi 2009 Set

Is whats on my paste button. I've been hunting Star Crest for a lttle while and by little while I mean today lol. Better Luck Tomorrow I hope.:boogie:

Shuriken Ninja

A new CI on Ernya I was selling on my mule
made 3.5k

Lol this is a very fun topic

lol its a pic i took of last nights lightning storm

マスタードはウィーナーに優れています！

That was a response to an email I was sending, only the operation got aborted, so I copied the message, then refreshed my email page, and pasted the message down to resend it. For those who can't read Japanese, it translates: Wiener mustard is good! :rofl: Long story short, it is because of a conversation of what belongs on a hotdog occurred. :lol:

HEAD IN MY HEAD

I dont even remember this..
What? :gonk:

I don't understand?

BS

^^ Haha that's what I thought of my Final Exam Essay for Philosophy.

anakin skywalker
cuz hes the shiz! and im lookin for pictures >///u///>