-SHAKES BOOTEH- B) I WILL BE GOING OUT TO SHARE MY HAWTSOME TO TEH WORLD FOR A WHILE, CATCH YOU ALL LATER, BEBEHZ B) I WILL MISS ME SO MUCH B( AND MEBE I WILL MISS YOU ALL TOO...

*Kisses her hand and blows the kiss to Afrodonkey's booty* Be wild

Whatever shall we do until you return? Remodel the shrine dedicated to you?

*sits down and opens a beer* We relax and work on making our bums as pretty as Afrodonkey

Ah, that sounds like a good plan. I wonder what he does to make his bum so shiny.

Oh that's just baby oil ^^ Thats also why he smells so yummy

Ah... *makes note to get some baby oil* I wonder if he ever thought to use cocoa butter.

I was working in a booth once with someone who used cocoa butter, and for the life of me I went insane for an hour trying to figure out what smelled like chocolate.

Lol, I like the smell of it. Until someone made a creepy remark of wanting to eat it.

My reputation would be in vein if I did not join this evil side lol.

It smells really good, but I'm not sure if it would be quite so tasty

Admit it, you wanted to be close to Afrodonkey too. xD

cocoa butter doesnt keep it shinny as long that does make it soft though ^^
Yeah I wouldnt like someone saying mmmm baby doll you smell good enough to eat and with my luck it would be some dirty old guy EWWWWww

That would be rough to deal with. And very gross. Dirty old men creep me out slightly.

I am a dirty old man

:c

/shunned

Aw, we love you though. You're the... Perverted Old Man. There's a difference between perverted and dirty.

I know you are baby but I still love you <3

But being dirty is so much easier than being perverted.

To be dirty, you just don't shower!

You sometimes need to be witty to be perverted

/fizzle

ahhh. pervertedness~ :heart:

Pervertedness:drool:

Witty to be perverted? Oh dear... I must make for a horrid pervert then.

the more whore-id the better.

*~~~laaaaaaaaaame*

That wasn't lame. It made me giggle.

The girl who asked how to pronounce sprocket made me giggle.

Then I felt bad.

Whiwhi are chu talking about me again???