I have a reason for this. Let me find it. for now let me just say fucking florida.

*blink* er....what?

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

Here look at these articles. All taking place in Florida

oh whatever. :roll:

The one that really freaks me out and the one that caused the paranoia this morning was the man eating the other guys face. They were talking about it on the radio when I woke up

you'd be surprised how many cannibals are out there.

That still doesn't make it less creepy.
Plus, he animalistically growled at the police and it apparently took six shots to kill him

sounds more like a werewolf than a zombie to me.

lol okay then.

don't you think so? werewolves are far more animalistic than zombies.

That's true I guess.

i'd find it interesting if there really was a werewolf out there.

Yeah it would definitely be interesting

not sure I'd want to meet it though.

No most definitely would not want to meet it.

maybe if I already knew what sort of werewolf it was and that it was friendly.

well yes but how does one have a way of ascertaining that information?

the media.

I guess this is true enough.

because you know the media will find out.

they will. and they will talk about it endlessly

totally. who wouldn't?

Truth. It'd be the spectacle of the century

unless the government found it first. then it'd turn into a lame conspiracy theory made to turn our eyes away from the truth.

Oooo, you guys talking about that zombie man story? Creepy stuff...