;) that's what you think!

*growls*

now now, no need to make a big deal of it, just hand over the books and I won't report you to HIM.

who Lucifer?

no, even worse!

the one true Deity?

....what world are you in? don't make me report you for insanity too! I'm talking about the Master Mage, the one who must not be named!

lol well I'm thinking Cronus may have something to say about this. there are not any more powerful then him or at least that's what'd he'd like to believe.

*giggles* XD

*hands on hips* alright, I've had enough of this nonsense! I think those books have taken your mind captive! *pulls out a lighter* I will free you!!

lol. *run and hides behind a wall*

*dances around with the lighter and runs for the books* burn baby burn!! XD

*walls of rock slam up around the book shelves effectively protecting them*

O__o this is quite the unforeseen obstacle. *rummages in her bag for a hammer drill* ah, there it is. *start drilling her way through the rock.

*rocks turns to inpenetrable steel*

-muffled cry- Help! These steel walls just came up around me!

*drill gets stuck in what is now steel* WHAT?!

*hears a voice* hello? omg, she's a kidnapper too! I'll see you're hanged for these crimes, wings!

-bangs steel wall, muffled voice- Zea is no kidnapper!

*thinks for a second how to free zea but save the books, a hole appears below zea and she drops into the hole sealing abover her but now showing a passage way that clearly led the way out*

*bangs wall more* Let me ou- *voice cut off as she falls in hole* Hm... *starts crawling along*

*hunts around the maze of bookshelves, looking for wings* I will find you and HE will not be happy!

whatever *builds a steel wall around herself*

*giggles* great quote

I give a gift and I'm ignored. And for the oddest conversation I have ever heard

*pouts* come out and fight like a man!!!

lol, nice!

this is so much better.

and what's funny is the character who said it had just listened to a really strange coversation cuz the main portion of a the conversation was said by a man who can speak in only lies

*gets out instruction manual ad flips through the pages, looking for some way to deal with this*

only lies? that is strange indeed.

*sits and waits*

lol yep it's part of his curse. he can't tell the truth without feeling excrutiating pain. it gets damn confusing trying to translate what he's said sometimes.