Vinnie Jones could beat Chuck Norris in a fight. :|

Originally Posted by Ode

How can penises outclass each other? This is hard to imagine. I'm not sure I want to either. O_O

Its probably a size thing xD

I'M SEEING DICKS COMING FROM YOUR EYEEESSSSS ALL OF YOUUUU *spazzes*

THAT'S GOOD, I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT CHUCK NORRISJVFHRLFGH

Originally Posted by Alchemist of Anarchy

ponders on illusion penis and gets mind f**ked

LOL. That was great.

Originally Posted by Alchemist of Anarchy

ponders on illusion penis and gets mind f**ked

Yeah, mindf**king does tend to happen when you ponder the complexities of the illusion penis.

I'm amazing... at least I think I am I'm still recovering

There are no doors in Chuck Norris' house, only walls that he can bust through

This thread...has gotten very confusing since I last visited. :lol:

Words just can't describe!

Chuck Norris has a vacation house in the Pacific. We know this area as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.

I'm sorry knerd... >n>
*cowers like a scared puppy*

*nods* I know the feeling. But I think it all derived from trash talking.

Knerd....I see a penis behind you. Or is that just an illusion?

*thinks about asking Ode and Harley to be friends with her* Um... how did we go from illusion penises to Chuck Norris.... dumb question

Lmao. I love, and I truly mean looooove Chuck Norris jokes.

Lol, hey Knerd. Good to have you back. x3

...How do you people start off with the pea-niece is the question...? o_O

Originally Posted by Alchemist of Anarchy

*thinks about asking Ode and Harley to be friends with her* Um... how did we go from illusion penises to Chuck Norris.... dumb question

I already added you...and Harley...haha.

JUST SAY YES.

um... the bermuda triangle is in the atlantic ocean

It's all my fault.... u_u
If only I wasn't bored enough to lurk in here...

Originally Posted by Ode

Knerd....I see a penis behind you. Or is that just an illusion?

:o
Let's hope it's an illusion. I'm home alone and I certainly don't possess one!

Yes is it your fault you vile gasket

We have a whole poster of Chuck Norris jokes in our apartment. It was my Valentine's Day present last year. xD

Originally Posted by Alchemist of Anarchy

you vile gasket

Oh you.... *blush* :roll:
<33

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Molly Weasley. :lol:

Lol. This thread has morphed into something beautiful.

By the way, I accepted Ode's request and sent one to Alchemy. n_n

I bought one of those for my little brother, but I have no idea what happened to it
Chuck Norris can take a horse to water AND make him drink