Team Gasket imposes ridiculous illegal immigration scare tactics reminiscent of Nazi Germany.

Team Gasket used to be called the Nazi party. They had to change the name to participate in the event

(hahaha, two nazi jabs at the same time, take that!!)

Team Gasket never replaces the toilet paper roll onto the dispenser.

The guy who invented the gas that killed the Jews? Yeah, that was Gasket, too.
(Make that three!)

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That fly in your soup? Yeah, that was Team Gasket too.

Originally Posted by Steffox

Team Gasket never replaces the toilet paper roll onto the dispenser.

They also leave empty boxes in the pantry.

Originally Posted by Doomfishy

They also let their pets do their business in the yards of their elderly Sprocket neighbors.

Yeah! Hear hear. >.< Get off my lawn you Gasket hooligans.

They also throw dirty diapers of their baby fuel at innocent Sprocket passerbys.

Vile!
Gasket uses hamsters as grenades

All of those smudges all over the windows? The ones that make it an utter bitch to see outside? Oh, yeah. ;) You know who to blame. (Mine are less ridiculously evil and more irritating--but just to confirm that Gasket is.... Evilly evil... :\)

Double Standards are standard for team Gasket!

Ever throw up from eating too much cake? Yeah, Gasket poisons cake. CAKE.

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And Pie.

Originally Posted by Wordstreamer

All of those smudges all over the windows? The ones that make it an utter bitch to see outside? Oh, yeah. ;) You know who to blame. (Mine are less ridiculously evil and more irritating--but just to confirm that Gasket is.... Evilly evil... :\)

The fiends!

Gasket takes candy from babies.

Gasket children draw obscene doodles on their homework.

Gasket is the one who makes birds poop on the car you JUST washed.

Gasket ruined the donation system and blamed Afrodonkey

Poor Afrodonkey, gettin' framed like that.

Team Gasket also rigs traffic lights so that they turn red just as you reach them

Not Afrodonkey!
Gasket is the one who gives you splinters

Oh, are we doing more Team Gasket facts? Awesome!

Has anyone mentioned that Team Gasket drinks milk straight from the carton yet?

Gasket is the one who ruins your internet connection at the most inconvenient times

When your internet connection cuts out, there's a 72% chance that Gasket's behind it.

Gasket takes all the cookies and won't share. That's why the dark side has cookies and the light side doesn't.

Gasket cuts down rainforests!!!

Gaskets are behind the the big plastic field in the Pacific Ocean.

Gaskets tips over cows.