Originally Posted by Elvilla

@mulee- I am sorry. I sounded rude. If you want to be the first post on page 500 be my guest. Lets have it be fair.

Oh no no! I won't be so rude to be first! I do my best! Hm.. but why the 500 page is so important?

@mulee- Its page 500! Its like half way to 1000. Its like awesome.

I've got it! The more first on 500 page you are, the more cool you are? :D

Nah. I just like to be first for important things.

I must reconsider my decision once again...

Originally Posted by Elvilla

Mhm. This is like a quarter of what i had posted in 5 years of gaia. And we can rp in here.

Elvilla slowly stumbles awake after being dethroned by Sara, the court marshal. How could she have been betrayed by one she trusted. She only knows that she desires revenge. She inches up and released an agonizing scream of pain. She is wounded. Perhaps skimpy clothing was not the best for an Empress to wear. She glances around. All she sees is rock. Above her there is a crevice of sky. Her shout is still echoing in the canyon walls. Will she ever make it out?

The scruffy wanderer, Steffox, is roaming the mountainous terrains of... some kingdom. She has been wandering for months in search of a new place to call home. Somewhere that hasn't already been warned about her. But it's not as if all those pranks actually HURT anyone. Well maybe that one guard in Kirrskgaard. But he was asking for it!
As she carefully places her be-leathered feet on the next dangerously crumbly crag, she hears an echoing shout from behind a large outcropping.

Elvilla: What is sun tea? I think I've heard of it before, but I definitely haven't tried it. :o

I think it's what my grandmother used to make. you steep tea outside in the sun and... yeah i think that's all I remember about it.

Originally Posted by Steffox

The scruffy wanderer, Steffox, is roaming the mountainous terrains of... some kingdom. She has been wandering for months in search of a new place to call home. Somewhere that hasn't already been warned about her. But it's not as if all those pranks actually HURT anyone. Well maybe that one guard in Kirrskgaard. But he was asking for it!
As she carefully places her be-leathered feet on the next dangerously crumbly crag, she hears an echoing shout from behind a large outcropping.

Elvilla continues to rise from the earth. The song "We belong to the sea" by aqua is running through her heard. She uses her staff to limp her along as voyages through the canyon. She hears a scuttle behind the rocks. "Who goes there!" Elvilla exclaims. "I am armed!" The scurrying ends and she continues wandering out of the canyon in pain.

----------

Mulee- The page is almost here. You have to make your choice of whether or not you want to ruin my dreams.

@Sara- Its like tea except you make it out in the sun in a sun pitcher.

Steffox leans out from behind her rock and watches the figure limp along. Stupid misplaced stone! She was usually so much sneakier and stealthier than this! Must be the lack of food. Must eat soon. She wonders briefly if the other woman might have a baked potato on her person but shakes her head free of the ridiculous idea. Must not think of food!
She scurries along behind the other figure, darting behind rocks and scraggly bushes, curious to see where the limping person is going. And so scantily clad!

Steffox and Evilla: Ah, o.k. That makes sense. :3 Does the sun pitcher make it where bugs can't get in? It seems like Florida has a bad problem with bugs liking to fly randomly and die in your drinks. =_=

The sun pitcher things are usually like plastic jars with lids. No bugs!

@sara- yes the pitcher has a lid. But the bugs give the tea the flavor.

@RPing- Elvilla continues limping and she begins to have a feeling that something is following behind her. "Young missy, you do know it is rude to follow people right?" Elvilla says out into the air. "It is clear that you need something so what is it? If its money you want I can promise you will not find any on my right now." Elvilla continues walking walk muttering random things out into the air.

Elvilla: !!! XD Extra protein, right?

Steffox: Ah, I see. :3

Thanks for explaining, guys. I think I might head to another thread for a little bit before I go to bed. xD Catch you guys tomorrow. <3

Steffox lets out a long breath. dammit. She steps out from behind her rock and hurries to catch up to the other lady. "Sorry, sorry, sorry... Just... you wouldn't happen to have a potato with you? With some sour cream? And cheddar? Or just the cheddar? Or just the... sour... cream... i guess you don't, I'm sorry, just... anything edible would be... aren't you cold?"
She shifts her makeshift rucksack onto her other shoulder awkwardly.

----------

bye Sara!

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF TEAM SPROCKET:

FLOODLE FLOODLE

THAT IS ALL

@sara- Aw. see you later. Sleep tight.
@steff- "I believe I might have some food on me." Elvilla had gotten used to carrying extra food around in her clothes so she could deliver food to the servants in her castle. She knew the servants never ate much so she tried her best to provide them with extra food. Elvilla began searching through her hidden pockets in her baggy clothes and she pulled out a flask of water, a small loaf of bread, and a potato with sour cream and cheese. "Sorry if the potato is a little bit cold. But please, eat up. You look starving." (off topic. What if we were under mass attack right now and we didn't even notice it.Could you imagine just me and you trying to heal our ship)

@fedelis- Thank you. That was a worthy distraction.

Eeej, I took a shower to not be accidentally first on the page 500 but you didn't get 500...

@mulee- I appreciate your dedication. Come chat with us for a bit. If you get the first post, its not big deal. You tried to prevent it by taking a shower.

we'd be pretty screwed.

"Yes! Yes! Thank you!!" She nearly snatches the potato from the nice lady and plunges her face into it in starchy foodlust. After a few moments of distracted munching, she finally looks up, sour cream on her nose, and cocks an eyebrow at Elv. "So who are you, anyway. You don't look like... well you don't look like you should be out here in the middle of what I assume is nowhere. I mean, it might be somewhere. Looks like nowhere as far as I've seen though." She gets the distinct feeling she might be talking too much.

SPROCKET.

I JUST FARTED FOR YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

So apparently late night is when the annoying little trolls come out from under their moustache bridges to wreak slight annoyance on everyone else. : \

"Well, if I told you who I was, you wouldn't believe me. So lets say that something bad happened to me and I don't really remember how I ended up here. I woke up in this canyon and I began walking." Elvilla explains as she pulls out a silk handkerchief and hands it to Steff. "You don't seem like you belong in here either. What brings you to these parts of the world? Wherever these parts are."

@ben- thank you. I don't care. But if one of you gaskets steal my page 500 post you are screwed. I have been saving so much arsenal since the beginning of the even. Lets put it this way. I have enough to bring you down to less than 50% health. If i combine that with an admin attack, you guys are over.

Note: I have no idea what a moustache bridge is but I'm starting to like the idea.

Originally Posted by Elvilla

@mulee- I appreciate your dedication. Come chat with us for a bit. If you get the first post, its not big deal. You tried to prevent it by taking a shower.

But but.. I have nothing smart and nothing interesting to say.. and nothing important and also nothing what has right to be capslocked... Maybe.. I can seek more.. and I can go to eat breakfast?