I think it is

*shrugs*...maybe?>

Yes, the donation system is still down.
I have a rocket set up to launch Afrodonkey back into space. Now we just have to shave him first.
You know, to...cut down wind resistance. >w>

I wonder how they're going to compensate us for all the glitches?
I suggest duct tape to remove all that hair. Shaving him just isn't painful enough >.>

Afrodonkey should indeed be launched into space. As someone who has decided to fix these machines, it would be easier to have less individuals breaking them around.

seconded.

While saboteurs are necessary in these types of war games, ones as overzealous as he is are not helpful anywhere.
How that five-legged bull in a china shop ever made it to this planet is a mystery to me.
...wait. Given the evidence - his behavior and Spazewalk 3000 - is it possible that he threw himself out an airlock from his own ship, and landed here by chance?

If that's the case, he's a monumental idiot.

We could give afrodonkey a hot waxing and strip off all his hair.

that's a much better idea than the one I had lol

I vote for those hair removal creams with the little plastic spatulas.

I say we go with Claudia's plan, but we use Veet instead. :D The ten to sixteen minute Veet though. :D

HELLO EVERYONE!! you guys know that our machines are dying right...

yeah, we know.

and I disagree with claudia, the point is to make him suffer, not all silky smooth.

Oh ok, nevermind then

how do those work?

What's wrong with the machines now?.

We're low on gears at the moment Zovi. :)

Just use a regular razor, he'll be cut up good.

..... If i could donate i would help you guys!! I have 87 gears.... Haha

Oh our machines Hp and FP is down..... :(

:D Can we just pluck his hairs instead? :angel:

289 / 10000
317 / 5000

Like with tweezers?...I've done that, it takes a while.

zovi, switch your secondary profession to engineer and then you can fix the machine too

... I need more sprockets and flowers... i have 0 at the moment
Oh ok!!

Plucking is too slow, and I'm not that patient