I'm alive if anyone is too. :gonk:
-sits on Shini-

:gonk:

lungs.. collapsing... can't.. breathe...

I'm back!

Hi Jean.:D

Hi guys!
Facade, are you in the middle of changing or what?

lol Facade is nekkid!! XD

I'm washing clothes, Facade.
Do you need any?

Live update failed meh!

Just gonna put some dinner on anywayz then if enough of you stick around for Lavi i'll activate the general's power hour! :evil:

Lavi? Titus?

Edit: Hey! <knock, knock>
Where'd everybody go?

Jeanne - I ish Lavi's mule yush! Both Characters from a Shakespeare play by my name! xD

Sorry, was dressing for this fun new game on the Avatar forum. :D

Hey, Facade! You actually look good!

OK, Lav! I just didn't know if it was you or not!

I see how it is. Disappear when I come back. :sarcasm:

...:stare:

Your cruel backhanded compliments have no effect on me, Jeanne! :illgetu:
...Thanks, though. Now I don't feel like I need to bludgeon myself to death with this here feather!

What's that thing in your hand?

This? This is a, um... tampon. :ninja:

I'm lurking

You would be, White. :talk2hand:
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LURK ANY FURTHER!
Join the conversation or we'll be forced to throw antique furniture at you. :gonk:

:shock:

Hm, I don't mind antiques, I think :)

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Heya Jeanne, heya Facade :)

...Yes, Jeanne, plumbing technology has clearly advanced quite a lot since the last time you needed one of these. :talk2hand:

I sometimes wonder if my cruel age jokes hurt you. :( But then I remember that I'm heartless, and you'll have the prime opportunity to kill me sometime within the next decade. :lol:

Hey I gots an event question, I thought if I'm an engineer I should get a spanner or somefink? I don't see that in my inventory :(

You're right about not needing the plumbing stuff, Facade.
But that's because I had a hysterectomy in 1985.

(But don't feel bad....it's still funny....)

Hiya White! What a time to come around. Facade's on the loose!

A spanner? As in one of the profession tools?

You have to go to the event FAQ and find a um, uh... What-ya-ma-call-it. Some link where you can get your profession tool for free. I'll hunt it down for ya. :ninja:

-vanishes-

@Jeanne: :shock: :(
...Now I feel bad. I'm going to go seclude myself now. :gonk:

Nope, Facade. They took the link down.

At the moment, there is NO way to get the tools.
Not until they fix the donations system.

Aw.. Facade's not so bad, if there aren't too many watermelons about.
Ah, thanks Jeanne.