Watermelon! That's what I can eat!
<runs off to eat stuff>

Oh...hubby just brought the RV here....

Okie, need to reboot my compooter, I'll brb.

Now you tell me Jeanne? :gonk:
Darn, I even asked in the FAQ thread if it was taken down. :lol:

Oh wells. :) Thanks anyway! :illgetu:

I'm gonna go toss in some laundry and try to clean this place up. I'll return in a dozen jiffies or so (no clue how long a jiffy is, but give your best guesstimate).

xDD

I totally didn't see the "jiffy" as an innuendo O_O

<< rude mind!!!!111!1!!1 :gonk:

:gonk:

YOU DIRTY BIRD, LAVI. DIRTY, DIRTY BIRD. :cry:
:rofl: I honestly didn't mean it to be dirty.

Now you owe me a bottle of Rosie, or whatever it's called. :roll:
CLOUDY SCRUMPY! :illgetu:

XD

-passes you a gallon of old rosie-


oooooh....i wouldn't drink all that if i was you :lol:

Oh, sorry if im distracted by the way, im applying for jobs. ONE OF THEM has to ring back....surely! :shock:

I hope none of them hire you, then. :talk2hand:
HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE TIME TO DRINK THIS WHOLE JUG!? :gonk:

:lol: Good luck. ;)

:lol:

Fair point Facade! -slams phone down and grabs a funnel-

right...OPEN WIDE!

:O

How did you know my secret superpower!?
-opens mouth really wide- :drool:

LET 'ER RIP! :illgetu:

-drowns facade in cider then stealz the rest- :rofl:

:gonk:

YOU EVIL FIEND! :illgetu:

I'm melting, I'm melting! :gonk:
-melts-

-passes out from cider consumption-

NOT MUCH I CAN DO FER U NOW! :talk2hand:

-hiccups bubbles like dumbo- 0.o

lol...
You know, this is the only thread that I read through the past posts to see what I've missed.

C'hyeeeah, whaddupwidat?!

Where are the sprinkleteers at?

I WANNA PROCRASTINATE DAMMEET! :illgetu:

Poodles? :shock:

I'm actually too lazy to read through any thread, even this. :lol:
But I imagine that I may start doing that when I'm super bored. :gonk:
We have so many interesting and hilarious conversations... Honestly. :shock:

Ummm...poodles?

Guess I missed that one.

xD So true! Thats why i love you gaizz! -emo tear-

--stabs recruitment sites--

FIND ME A JOB I CAN ACTUALLY DO PLZTHX!!!11!1!11

<waves hands in a spooky manner>

Oh great job spirits...I command thee....generate a job for Lavi!

Jeanne, the job spirits don't like you. :roll:
I think it has to do with your suggestive, risque ensemble.
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, YOU SLATTERNLY HUSSY! :illgetu:

:lol:

I give up! I applied for loads yesterday and one today with an awesome salary that i've got ABSOLUTELY no chance of getting but i thought i'd dream anyway! :rofl:

Will try again tomorrow.

You know what gaiz. I might be moving in like...less than 3 weeks O_O
-superpanick-

Moving where, Lavi?
Well, I bet the job spirits don't like me. I've never really had to hunt much for a job.

I joined IBM from the college recruiting, and worked for them for 32 years. Never had to look for a different company. I did however have to occasionally find different jobs inside of IBM, so I did interviews and stuff like that at those times. Had to keep my IBM resume updated too.

Lol, very impressive. I've never been able to stick to a job for more than 6 months so far, mostly because they're slave labour jobs like bartender or waitress xD

My experience is lacking so much atm though cause the recession means i havent worked for over a year now :shock:

I'm hoping that moving to a new area will improve my chances but most of the jobs there are all business-typed jobs and i don't have any valid experience yet..only knowledge xD

Im moving down to the South-east of England for a couple of years, Place called Milton keynes. Just while i save up some cash for University. Googlemap it and you'll see what i mean....its roundabout central! xD

But hey, i wanna live with my man..MAN! :illgetu:

Well, good luck!
Sounds like it's just as bad there to get jobs as it is here!

Jeanne, you need to go get a job. :illgetu:

-gives facade a job-

GET ME A JOB FACADE!