my face smells like acne meds.

my face actually smells heavily of sulfur.

i wish it smelled like flower wine. :c

mmmmm...
alcohol
buy me some plz?

totes totes. if you lend me money :U

no moneys
:(
lol do you think they sell tequila at spanish camp?

deffff
that's how they get most of their money, you know?

OBVIOUSLY
:@

it'd be quite ridiculous to not take advantage of the income they could make. :UU

indeeed
except they'd get arrested for selling alcohol to minors......

no they'll be k. they'll just be like, 'we didn't knowwww. you guys didn't tell us gosh :c'
and then move to some other state under a new name and start their empire over again.

buahahahaha!
we should do that....

we'd get rich! it's the perfect plan!
but then that camp will get mad at us for totally rippin' their plan. :c

yeahhh.
but we have a whole country behind us... they just have a small little camp mafia.

true true.
wait what's our country?

russia.
obviously.

roit roit. good 'ol mother russia.
we have the best hats.

have you seen my russia hat?
it's adorable.

oh gosh you gotta show me.
i have a hat collection. have i shown you yet? it is pretty impressive c:

you have shown me your hat collection.
it is incredibly impressive.

it is extensively impressive.

there is nothing more impressive than your hat collection.

mis sombreros son mas impresionante que el mundo :U

yeahhhh.
that's kinda really true.
anyhow....

ANYWHOOO

WHAT'S UP SLUT.