The only good book Stephine Meyer wrote,
Was the Host.
I Love that book.
NO sparkly Vampires!!

I think Edward Cullen is secretly A male stripper.
That's why when Bella wakes up he's so cold from the pole.
And he glitters because he forgets to wash the glitter off from work. :D

...But the glitter is from GAY strip bars.

...FWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey strippers have an after party also! :P
Then again,
Me and my friend also have a theory,
that while Bella is asleep,
Jacob and Edward and outside doing it on the lawn. :D

What's all this talk about strippers!?

Gaylight...

Fantastic! Are we going to drive them off a cliff?

Nah, they'd survive if they fell off one. BURN THEM ALIVE GOD DAMMIT

well we have to tear them apart..
limb
from
limb...
*Turns on blood lust*
LET'S GET EM!
I WANT TO RA.. KILL JASPER!

Ra- What's the RA? Someone's being creepy. :gonk:

OMG, what a creeper... >.>

*gag* I'm running away!

-runs too-

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

But ssrsly, Jaser looked like he was being castrated in the movie.

Ufufufu!
I was going to say run over...
But that sound to vicious.

And..
*Goes into total dorkmode*
Jasper acts like that,
Because he's new to the whole no blood thing,
so when he's around all those humans he has trouble controlling himself.
But he stays by Alice's side because she helps him.

How cute. >.<

I have never gotten why people love Twilight so much. I think it may be OK, but it was only about so-so to me as I skimmed through it to see what it was like.

Hello hello~

I really liked the books,
But the movies were made so horribly that it ruined it for me.

I have to agree. I like the books, but the movies are horrid.

I still refuse to watch the movie, mostly because I feel like they totally screwed up on making Edward look the way he should have...

I really hope that the mods either extend the event or give us all the job sets. I really wanted a team sprocket engineer set! I know it's hard to fix glitches but I'm really tired of seeing afrodonkey and his attempts at speaking english.

My mom got me New Moon so I was forced to watch it with her. She couldn't understand why I complained through almost the entire thing. She hasn't read the books. Then when it was over she asked me "Is the actress that plays Bella on drugs?" That was priceless.

Speaking of which I haven't even seen these Afrodonkey things but keep hearing about it from everyone else....Personally I also hope the event gets extended so I can horde more of the commons...

I'm selling two team sprocket shovels sets,
two Team sprocket Hammer set.
And a Team Sprocket wrench set.
100 each.

Well darn I can't afford those...

I'd go ahead and get one of the shovels, but I want to see what happens with the items. Hopefully the staff have a plan for if donating doesn't get fixed.

I mean I still have 14 extra Sprocket Hammer sets in my inventory from one of the glitches.