Never really had a problem with that, my problem now is that relationships scare the hell outta me because of some really bad past ones. So I just stick with friends with benefits and anyone that gets too close to me I end up cutting out of my life because I don't ever want to deal with the shit I had to go through in the past again.

Yeah, I try to keep my heart in check these days, myself.

It's not always easy, but I manage somehow.

I have an online friend I play with sometimes, and I know he really likes me a lot, and it's so hard trying not to let him get himself hurt over me. Attachment is a tricky thing, really.

I don't think I'd ever make the sort of wife or girlfriend anyone would ever want, it's not my thing, really, but it's difficult doing anything sexy with anyone without them either becoming completely attached or only coming around for sex.

*sigh*

Whatever. At least people are starting to realize they have options, and can actually live the way they want.

I just like some romance now and then, and a good bonk now and then, and not always at the same time.

Exactly. My friends aren't there for just sex. Sometimes all we do is spend a weekend cuddling to movies and shit. Others, we never leave the bed lol

Sounds like me and my roomies, except I don't bonk any of them.

Well, I almost feel better now. XD

I love 18+ Hangouts ^o^
I feel like if I talk about this crap in other threads I'd lose friends.
I already kinda did with Amane when I made a sexual joke
I feel bad. But I can let loose here!

Amane's resilient. I talk freaky around her all the time.

But yeah, in here I can come right out and say I'm having a dirty chat right now. XD

*is having a dirty chat right now*

Yea but she said I was a lot more blunt than you.
And she hasn't talked to me since. It was during
the event :/

My thread used to be like this but I randomly disappear so often that it's hard to keep it active. So I just crash into Roxxxy's and perv up her friends

Oh, yeah, I do a lot of innuendo.

You can say just about anything without offending anyone if you do it poetically.

The worst you might get is a laugh, but it's better than upsetting people...

I actually used to worry that the innuendo was too much for some people. Turns out it's considered quite acceptable.

Too blunt, yeah, some consider it a bit crude. Indirection, that's the way. I can always claim I was talking about ice cream or celery or something, though people know I'm not.

Sort of an art to it...

My god, why am I writing horror, when I could write erotica instead? Might even be able to pay the bills then.

Here we go, an example: I just sent a fellow running for the Kleenex. I hope it isn't post-nasal drip, I hate when I do that to someone. XD

Blunt translation: I just totally gave a guy a screaming orgasm.

See the difference? XD

Haha, who needs Kleenex when you could give someone a milkshake instead?

A snowball treat, all that marshmallowy cream, too much for one, always better to share.

XD

I'd have totally taken care of his drip issues, but you know how it is...

I'm not there in his real world, only so much I can do.

Haha, sometimes thats what makes it better then having it in real life. Because imaginations are rad ;D

Indeed. I'd be ass-out if I hadn't some of that stuff.

Real life: have a smoke after, then they fall asleep.

Online: have a smoke after, they don't care that I smoke, then we talk for hours if we feel like it.

Much different.

Lol, fair enough

*yawn* 'Sup everyone?

That's about as fair as it can get, really.

XD

Sup, Sleepy? We been talking about shagging.

*yawns* Why am I so tired? It's only 7:30 -_-;;

Noted. I'll avoid that, due to lack of experience.
I'll go get a picture of my hand, I think someone wanted to see it.

I'm tired, and I have been since I got up.

I don't even remember the day before yesterday, so don't feel bad.

http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/...2/IMAG0085.jpg

They always look shorter in photos. And I ned to cut my nails, at least one of them broke.

Sleepy, your hands look nicer than mine.

Next to you, I have man-hands.

Eh. they look pretty terrible there. They're really yellow and all of my nails are different lengths. They're usually all as long as the longest point on the middle one. It annoys me when they're short.

Sleepy... are you a girl...? o.O

Nope. Straight up guy here. Just with more feminine tendencies than some.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Nope. Straight up guy here. Just with more feminine tendencies than some.

B-But your hands.... they're so lovely ; ;