That's why you employ people to pick them for you

Like, hiring a gardener?

Well, somebody to water it and pick the fruit. Kids are good for that.

Those kids who aren't afraid of bugs… I don't know how they're real.

Because some bugs are cute

None of them are cute to me. But I don't like animals.

Jumping spiders act like cats if you get them wet, it's adorable.

-THAT'S -NOT- -CUTE- IT'S A SPIDER!

Spiders can be cute. We had a Tarantula growing up. She wasn't that active but it was fun feeding her.

THOSE ARE SO NOT CUTE THEY'RE GIANT HAIRY MONSTERS OMG.

I've seen some friendly ones.

They're all too scary and need to stay away from me. … And my stuff. Ugh.

I probably should refrain from informing you of the statistics...

I don't care if a lot of bugs are harmless. They look scary.
For every one human on this earth, there are over one million bugs, and that is the real problem facing us today.

They are basic fuel for the food chain. Without them, most animals would be wiped out.

I'm quite aware of that. It's one of my least favorite facts. *enters a universe where cats fill that position instead*

I'm trying to picture that... it's not easy

A lot less screaming and crying from me.

Like.... trying to turn a praying mantis into a cat...

Someone once replied, "Imagine tiny cats buzzing around."

But kitties eating kitties is so sad.

Kitties eating kitties is scary.

Exactly, that's worse than bugs eating bugs. Because that makes it less bugs than before.

I need a cat that shoots lasers at bugs.

That Is doable soon enough through science but it will not be fluffy cuddly or fuzzy