Well, you can still be a romantic pervert. *nods* So I guess you're ok. As long as you don't expect life to be like a porno.

Ahahahhaa. I know very well that life isn't a porno. For if it were, I'd never get laid, :D

Or you'd get laid a loooooooooot. :rofl:

Nahhh, my penis is only average sized! I don't have a porn star penis that's been artificially enhanced and is like a floppy tube sock! *giggles* Plus, real sex is so much better than porn sex, <3;

Did someone say tube sock?

Skittles commercials are so weird nowadays, o_o;

I hate Skittles commercials these days! They're so freaking creepy! The skittles tree boy is the worst. I loathe that commercial!

It's like Skittles is paying the ad agency in crack and they come up with this crap while they're high. Just because it's weird doesn't mean it's going to go viral!

I know!

Now Old Spice guy. That was a success. I love him so much, <3;

The Old Spice Guy is just amusing. Skittles, not so much.

Have you seen the Old Spice remix?

Yes. You made me watch it already :rofl:

Blast off, into the most fragrant space known to man!

Have you bought old spice body wash then?

Actually, yes. I have some sitting in my bathroom that I use daily! <3;

Oh, is it as awesome as advertised?

It is! It smells so goooood. It's like I'm in heaven all over my body!

Zaza's favorite sex to...I mean. Yeah, heaven scented bliss!

Man, how did we get so far off the topic of pets?!

Aha! I got to hear cookie's voice and see cookie's arm!

My super sexy hand and my 5 year old voice ^_^;;;

Real life invades the internet! Cookie is a real person! Your dog is so cute they're making me want a dog and I'm not a dog person.

OMG! Menewshans are real people! :rofl: It's always weird to find that out though isn't it?

Anyway, Niku is a good dog. Boston Terriers are a good breed. They're not barky, barking at all hours of the day. Niku barks at strangers and strange noises once or twice and then stops. No howling and making a racket. Niku doesn't drool and she's not a big licker like Scutter was. Although, every one in a while, I'll offer her a treat and see some random drool an be like O_O! That treat can't be that good. Usually it's after a bit of hard playing though. She's just a silly girl.

I'm sure you'd much rather visit Niku, play with her for a while and then go home to your cats, just like me with kids. >_>

A couple of prior pets included.

Nismo



Shoei







Frango





Scout





Sexy bitch (aka rainbow kitty aka Lucky)







Notice how they know not to take up the entire bed :)

So many kittehs. :D

And they look at the camera! I was trying to take a few pictures of Niku today and she absolutely does not want to look at the camera. It's just not interesting to her and she looks away!

Might want to ignore the various things lying around in my pics :ninja:

Yeah they are awesome about pics. Then again I take way too many pics :P

Nah, it's cool. My room is a mess. There's always stray stuff lying around the room.



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