My moms told me that if I didn't clean off my plate after a meal, my wife would be ugly.

My mom told me to ignore the people bullying me in school, they will stop that way she said. Lies, they didn't stop until I moved to the other side of the country more than 1,000 miles away.

My mom used to tell me that if I took a shower at dawn,a witch would come and get me. I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE WITCH!!! D<