You could stumble. =3

Usually when people stumble...they either regain their balance...or do a face plant >.>

*holds up finger, turns, and mock barfs*

I find males far too attractive for that, Magi. :lol: Besides...the idea of dildos and bouncing boobs does not excite me, contrary to popular belief. Haha.

@Ser: Yeah. I've always had this feeling I'm just going to run smack dab into him one day, look up, and be like: o.O *twitch*

I've been wanting to see Massachusetts forever. Especially Salem. :D

Well...could always find a tranny I suppose Elysium xD

What???? Nuuuuuuuuuu. I'd prefer the real thing to a transplant, my friend.

Haha, at least your sense of humor can handle mine thus far. Some people find me quite odd when I make jokes like that xD

(Assuming I'm joking and all)

Oh and I meant a Transvestite. xD

Elysium: OMG I LOVED Salem! :squee: We went there a few times when I was younger. It was so awesome! There's this entire section that no traffic is allowed. Only delivery vehicles. The roads are brick and it's full of all of these old stores. It's so much fun and awesome! I can't wait to go again with Mike. I want us to go to Salem sometime together, but it won't be till I get my license so we can split the drive time there (It's about an 8-10hr drive from my hometown of Rochester NY) You definitely should go one day ^^ The entire state of Massachusetts is really nice and good too. I loved going to Marblehead, Rockport, Beverly, Salem, and various other places. I really loved the coastal and North Shore area. I can still kind of pronounce some words in the North Shore accent. ^^"
I kind of accidentally met mine. He asked me if I wanted any candy. I hate jujubees but I took some because he was cute (long hair :drool: ) and I had him sit down and talk to me for a bit. 1 week after that, he asked me out. 4 and a half years later, we're still together and happy. And we've been through a lot together.

Imagination: I was just going to say I doubt a tranny would do her any good. Nothing could replace the feeling of the real thing ;)

Lol. I do this with my friends all the time. I've cracked more "that's what he/she said" jokes in my life that I'm only slightly ashamed of myself.

Transvestite...hmm...no. I like myself some pretty boys, but I like to be the one getting the cat whistles and having the jealous boyfriend, not the other way around. :lol:

Haha shhhh. Girls arent supposed to gang up on the only guy in the convo at the moment :(

@Ser: I think that's how it should go with the one you stay with. :D And :squee: That sounds like my kinda town. God. I love those old places like that. Absolutely lovveeee them. :heart:

@Magi: Psssshhhh. You deserved it for insinuating my being a lesbian. ;) If there's anything I know, it's that I don't fly that way. I love me some gorgeous masculine features and a deep voice way too much.

Some girls like asses...I like voices...okay...I like the other thing too...but if you've got a nice voice, a set of interesting eyes, and an infectious laugh, and a beautiful smile, I'm very happy.

Haha...I enjoy a girls ass, but usually what will draw me in is their eyes and smile. xD

I didnt insinuate you being a lesbian...just...possibly bi? Since the guy thing hasnt really worked...instead of always getting a green car usually...or looking for a "blue car"...I was suggesting maybe a "blue truck" xD

Nah. I think some girls are extremely beautiful and attractive, and I might like spending more time with them than I should, but when it comes straight down to it, I'm only interested in males as far as relationships and a life partner goes.

Lol, anyway, though.

If you pick up my sketchbook, it's mostly males. Or, at least, you can tell the ones I gave a shit about were my males. I spend a lot of time looking at females because I like the curves (this is all entirely artistically speaking, btw) but I like the different planes on the male form more...

Elysium: yeah I loved it there. I can't wait to go back.

I was drawn to Michael's hair, and voice. He has the nice long hair, perfect for metal (he plays electric guitar and we listen to metal) and he has a very soothing voice that just makes me melt when he talks. That and he's so awesome to me. knows just what to do to make me smile when I'm sad. Really hates it when I'm crying and nothing he does helps me stop.

Imagination: He was drawn to my face since I'm a big woman but my face doesn't really show that I'm kind of chubby. Then when he started getting really attracted to me before we started dating, he paid a lot of attention to my ass. He's an ass man.

Makes sense Elysium ^^

Lmao...that sounds funny but I can understand Serena xD

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I'm guilty of trying to make myself look intimidating because I dont really want people to notice me. I'm comfortable with my solitude even though at times things bother me with how they are currently...but what can ya do?

*smacks facebook* Shhuuussshhh.

Yeahh. I don't really care about the hair...I like darker hair colors, or really pale blondes...or bright reds...or...>.> See. I'm not that choosey.

As per eye color, I just like something interesting. I'm drawn to stormy/dark blue, gray, or green.

I'm very particular with jaw structure when I'm calling a guy gorgeous. When it all comes down to it, though, I'm basically a: take care of yourself. Kinda chick. You don't need to be buff, or even necessarily toned...but you need to take care of yourself, and it needs to be a life-long kinda thing.

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I'm extremely guilty of making myself look unreachable. I'm one of those chicks who looks like she'd be a snobass, but is actually one of the sweetest and most loving things you've ever met in your entire life.

Keeps the jerkwads away, at least. :) Also fends off some of the sweethearts I long after, though. I'm at the point where I love myself and the way I portray myself, though, so if I see somebody I want, I'll have no qualms about making the first move if he's too sweet/scared to do so. As long as I know he exists/likes me, at least.

Like me, he has dark eyes. Though I have hazel brown eyes and he just has brown.
He's kind of skinny (he's definitely smaller than me, taller though. I found out I can wear his shirts) But he's not a twig. Well not anymore. Since we started dating in 06, he's gained about 10-15lbs ish (I forget how much he weighed when we met, but he's gained since then) Of course it's muscle since every summer his dad has them doing some type of project that involves work in the yard, building something, remodling. Summer of 07, they tore down their breezeway and turned it into a living room (his mom was thrilled, she finally got a dining room in the house... Though we're only in it for holidays) One day I was over hanging with him and his family and all the men had given up on trying to break down the concrete border around the bottom. Mike grabs the hammer and starts hitting it. He was the only one who broke through the concrete. His uncle made a comment about him being Thor (made me giggle. I like Thor). I found out later on that Mike was kind of doing it to impress me.
Anyway, yeah... Every year his dad has the boys doing something, so he's gained some muscle ^^ He's toned nice ^^

:D Tis what I like. I think it's cute when they show off a little bit for you. Makes me blush and makes me very happy, lol. As long as they aren't hurting themselves, lol.

Makes sense Elsyium.

I'm sure you'll find people that are worth the time :)

I'm sure, I'm sure. :)

I'm having a battle on facebook. :ninja:

Lmao...I usually do not use Facebook xD

For some reason though Elysium that "I'm sure, I'm sure" didnt come across as very convincing xD

Yeah. I was quite happy. Didn't help he was doing it shirtless ^^" I had to try hard from smiling and blushing a lot, this was during our first year together.
I love summer time when he's doing all this work. ^^ I'm usually over there helping his mom pick up the trash and the debris of the crap the men are doing.

I don't know what his dad wants to do this year. I know somethings are being done. They bought a new hot tub because the used one they bought last year sucked and kept breaking on them. So they had to remove the outside railing of the deck they put it on to remove the old one and put the new one on it. I don't know if they have the new one on the deck yet or something. I'll find out when I go over there this Saturday. I also know that his dad wants to get rid of the pergola they put up a couple summers ago when they built the main back deck. He said they're getting an awning. This should be interesting.

I just want to be home.

I use Facebook, though it's usually as a means to torment my dad online. :P

Haha. xD

Usually if I want to torment my parents I'll call or text them during work hours because I know they cannot resist the urge of looking at their phone xD

And usually it'll just say "Hey"

Ahh, that's just because I'm sick of saying it, lol. And also because, while I do believe it, it's still got an undertone of "I'm sure I'll find somebody, but how many people will I have to go through before I finally find him?"

I check facebook daily. I have some fun battles with my friends on it. Right now we're seeing who can post the most embarrassing link on somebody else's wall who's playing the game, lol.

I would like to torment my dad while he is at work, but I'm in bed when he's at work ^^"

Lmao, stuff like that would be fun to participate in Elysium, but luckily most of my friends do not sucker me into stuff like that. Other then the occasional photo they'll tag me in that's pretty erm...out there...and they do it just so it shows up on my page -.-'

Understandable to be frustrated a bit Elysium...could always resort to something like match.com or e-harmony. xD