Kekekekeke. You two made it sooooo easy. If I'd passed it up I would've spent the next week ashamed of myself.

My old man has a few inches on you but he's practically a stick! Eats all he wants and never gains weight. Poor thing could get blown away by the wind.

Weeeeeeeeeell then! Kita's in for a nice surprise, isn't she? ;)

XD XD XD o///o guys!

We're heterosexual women and we like penis, dammit!

I am cackling like a school girl over here, Saro. :rofl:

I have a thing for skinny boys. I've said it before...really big men scare me, so I kinda back off of those. I like the cuddly ones that are just a few inches taller than me. Saro's height is about as much as I can tolerate before I start going "uh.....can you back away a little? I feel like a smurf."

And yes, Vix. I totally agree with you. Lolol.

Lol. I know that, but still, good lord. lol.

Not sure Kita would appreciate it. XD

Hey. I did not start this one. You people just gave me too much material. I couldn't physically stop myself.

@Ely: Haha then you definitely wouldn't want to stand near my boy. He's about a foot taller than me, maybe a little more.

@Saro: What's the big deal? We're joking :P She can be mad if someone hits on you!

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@Ely: That's what she said, brah!

lol. I suppose I'm guilty of it on more than one occasion myself. XD

And I am actually really skinny. I'm German, and I have the wirey muscles that go with it.

I just wanted to let you both know that I suddenly found myself wondering what it would be like to wear pants made out of cheesecake.

I used to think I really liked tall boys. Not so much anymore. Like...I wouldn't care if you were tall...so long as you understood I was shorter than you and compensated for it. Lol.

@Vix: That's totally what I said. ;)

o.o *falls over laughing*

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Your boyfriend...would probably want to eat you...*laughs at her own joke*

LOL ELY YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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Shit, he follows me on Twitter and will totally have that sent to his phone now :x

lol. ha ha ha!! XD

:glomp:'s Vix. Thank you for getting that! :lol:

That would be bad only if you didn't want him to do it, Vix. Lol.

Oh... oh my. This conversation just gets worse by the second. lol.

Hey. It's all in innuendo. The eyes of younglings are safe. ;)

I'm gonna go take a shower. Cheesecake pants would be cold, moist, and sticky and it makes me feel gross! :P

Back in a little while!

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P.S. "I laughed like I was mentally challenged when I read that."

As if he wasn't already

I'm actually going to refrain myself from making that one dirtier than it already is. It would be bad. :lol:

lol. Ely. You have a dirty mind. XD

Yeah... I know. :oops:

Hey, nothing to be embarrassed about. lol.

Hehe. When you put me on a run like this, it's your own fault. I grew up with strange people. Every oddly shaped lamp post was fair game.

lol. meh. me too.

I went to a daycare. Our primary source of entertainment was dirty jokes. XD This is when we were like eight mind you.

Lol. When I was that age I remember acting out pornos with my friends with dolls. What has this world come to?

XD

lol. Okay, yours was worse.

We're all going to hell. lol.