I heard you like calculus, so I put a function in your car so you can drive while you derive.

....I mean-- Hi there! >:B I'm new. And that face is my favorite face, so you'll see me using it a lot. I'm a dude, you see. But I'm in touch with my feminine side, and not afraid to USE IT. As a weapon. Gives me a +3 to my Dexterity, dawg! >:B

Oh and my name's Jack. JACK SPICER. My username is a play on Melodious Nocturne, the title given to Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2. I used to rp him a lot, especially with Aeryth, haha! <3 She's the one who brought me here, so you'll probably see me tailing her for a while until I make a living here on my own.

I looooooooooooooooove chatting and roleplaying, so if you wanna do either, hit me up! I might be an evil genius and the prince of DARKNESS, but I won't bite! o3o Unless you are made of pudding. Then all bets are off.

Uh-oh. My horrible secret that I'm made of pudding will be my undoing!

Hey Jack. How's it going? You like Menewsha? I like chatting too, especially with people who are cool and interesting.

Oh, oh it will be. All pudding will be DEVOURED. But it's going good, and yeah I like it here! Well, so far at least. It seems pretty legit. Legit. Legit.... legitly. Sorry, I love that word xD and ORLY? I thought people liked chatting with boring and uninteresting people! You're a bit out of the norm there, but then again you're made of pudding.

Hmm, touche. I don't know though, I've seen some chats where people sit around talking about some pretty boring stuff, like who's making pancakes or something. Although I do like pancakes.

How do you use your feminine side as a weapon?

Ah! Yeah that's true ._. I've seen that quite a bit as well. I don't know how they do it. My ADD prohibits me from taking part in such small talk >:B even though pancakes are pretty effing delicious. I'd smack a hoe with a pancake. As long as it was clean - I mean, garden tools do get dirty quite often.

And what? Oh. I have no idea... o_O; but it comes in handy when I want to creep guys out or mess with people. BOO YAH.