Announcements and Updates

November 2, 2011: I adopted a Baby Yan! Thank you, Jellysundae! :hug:
October 30, 2011: Working on grand re-opening
December 17, 2010: I have my King's Crown! I can't believe how fast that happened! :shock:
November 30, 2010: I have discovered what I will look like after I achieve riches!
November 20, 2010: New banner! Affiliate added and a "Link to Me" section added.
November 19, 2010: Completed my Toilet Paper avatar! :XD
November 16, 2010: My first ever and totally unexpected donation! Affiliate added. :)
November 15, 2010: Updated the "about me" section...

Neverending Quest for Treasures

Here are all the items that I am currently questing for...

~Super Special Quest~
Baby Yan
I got to adopt a Baby Yan on November 2, 2011! I earned him through Jellysundae's Build-a-Yan contest. I am such a proud mommy! :hug: Is there another baby in my Menewsha future?

~Event Items~
Iridescent Jelly Squid
Pure Love Sash
Channah's Panties
Glowing Heart Halo
Dark Heart Halo
Have You Seen My Dog?
I've Got My Eye On You
Bleeding Hearts Hairpin
Any EI that you feel like donating, I truly love them all :heart:

~Contribution Items~
Menewshan King's Crown Yay! :XD
Golden Faun Horns
Sunny Side Up
Brainzzz
Makin' Faces
Evil Overlord
Menewshan Queen's Crown
Diana's Grace

~Commons~
Shotgun
Black Pearl Silver Pistol
Broken Heart Dress
Regret's Boots
Regret's Leggings
Regret's Gloves
Basic Red Panties
Pure Hatred Shirt
Pure Hatred Belt
Pure Hatred Earrings
Pure Hatred Skirt
White Harem Headdress
White/Silver Harem Overskirt
Red/Silver Harem Overskirt
Oil Black Skirt
Somber Posh Overskirt
White Headkerchief
Nero's White Robe
Elsa's Shroud, Inky or Moss Dress
Elsa's Shroud Skirt

What You Can Do For Me

Donate any extra Event Items. :mrgreen:
Give me advice about making gold.
Help me make my quest thread prettier.
Answer my ceaseless questions.
Chat with me in here so we both get gold.
Offer me my dream job irl.


What I Can Do For You

Supply the current month's CIs in exchange for items or pure gold.
Give you great conversation at a fraction of what I charge irl.
Answer your questions.
Help you get the High Score on "Attack of the Fangirls" game.
Chat with you in your quest thread so we both get gold.

About the Elusive Computosaurus

Poor naked Computosaurus, alone and without aid, had to build herself an outfit out of toilet paper. True, she now has an original couture outfit ripe for New York Fashion Week, but there are so many other Menewshan treasures she requires!

Does not one as royal as Computosaurus deserve a Menewshan Queen's Crown? Aye!

Does not one as charming as Computosaurus deserve a Pure Love Sash? Of course!

Does not one as posh as Computosaurus deserve every Event Item ever? Why yes she does!

Now that you know the plight of the humble Computosaurus, will you not give her everything she wants immediately?

Disclaimer: Computosaurus only accepts 100% original, name brand items. All gold donations must be at least six figures. All posts are dictated but not read and all autographs are forged and non-refundable. Computosaurus may or may not acknowledge your existence as a human being despite your generous contribution.

A-Listers
Amazing people who have contributed

sweet_serender159 ~Surprised me with my first donation of gold
Snowberry ~Hosted a contest where I won a Yin Yang and a Midas Touch. Donated beautiful EIs!
momochan ~Donated some amazing items
Sakura ~Had a free banner shop promotion that I was lucky enough to take advantage of
Seito ~Made me an adorable animated pixel doll
Precarious Fool ~Made me the most awesome avatar art ever to exist
fishyfey ~Drew a glorious sketch of me
SteviMay ~Made a very realistic chibi of me
Melody Xyelle ~Donated sparkly gold shoes

Links and Affiliates

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Click on my super smexy Gaia Online avatar to view my profile.

I have been on Gaia Online since 2004 and I will gladly help you out over there. :angel:

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Link to Me

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[url="http://tinyurl.com/computosaurus"][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Katems/001-1.jpg[/img][/url]

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[URL="http://tinyurl.com/computosaurus"][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Katems/lunapic_129012542783741_12.gif[/IMG][/URL]

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OK and OPEN!

Welcome! Welcome...! Welcome.......

Hmm, an echo... Oh well, I can just talk to myself in my head! :headdesk:

Hi there~ :'D

I freaking love that shark GIF x'D <33

I can try to chat with you in your thread :3
And I clicked your pokemon~ :3

LOL wow! nice quest threa! haha the gifs are soo freaking cute!!!!!

Leerah: You have the most amazing avatar I have seen, I do believe! It looks like some unicorn dreams do come true! Thank you for clicking my Pokémon, I will try to get yours back. :XD That shark gif made me laugh for days. I found out it's from a movie called "Shark Attack 3." I watched some Youtube videos of it and it is now a real life quest of mine to watch that movie, hehe. I seriously need more ways to make gold here. 500g/day from games is not enough! How do you make your gold?


sweet_serender159: Aww, thank you for the compliment! I feel like my thread is so plain compared to so many of them here. I find this forum so overwhelming! These gifs are totally epic, it is true. I wish I could take credit for them. I got them from Gifs, Gifs and More Funny Gifs from Senor Gif. I waste so much time on that website. Sometimes the comments people leave about the gifs are even funnier than the gif itself! Do you have a link to your quest thread?

LEERAH HAS BEEN SUMMONED! O:

LOL, thanks~ x'D I just kinda randomly throw things on to be honest~ x'D
Lol, I don't have any of those little clickable Pokemon guys~ They look cute though, so I might just get some~ xD
Wow, the fact that it's from a movie so makes me want to watch it too x'D <3

And I really just try to play the games all day, and I end up not spending it for a looong time unless I've had my eyes on something for a while. @_@ So the gold just kinda adds up~ xD
And chatting helps out quite a bit too. :3

Damn...I wanted to get the first post...but sadly, someone else got it...Oh well! >3 now, who wants to chat with momo?

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Computosaurus: I HAS SUMMONED YOU!!! :rofl: I just wanted to ask you somthing, and I wanted to poke someone. XD Which Halloween Goodie Bags do you want? I have all fore of them. :)

Hey there momochan~ xD
Bwahahah I stole the first post >:3

Leerah: darn you!! :illgetu: I will foil your evil plans, SOON!! :rofl: *is random today* So how are you Mr....uh...MR. DOOM!! *laughs evilly*

Not soon enough it seems >:3

LOL, Mr. Doom is doing quite fine this lovely evening~ xD
Your evil laughter scares me slightly D8

Leerah: I will foil it SOONER than you think! *laughs evilly*

>.>;; I'm not trying to scare anyone...I'm just being...XP hmm....weird...yes, yes, weird, I am being weird like always.

Oh man, if weird is welcome anywhere, it's here! I'm usually completely insane and inappropriate, but I'm really trying to censor myself on Menewsha because it seems to have such fine sensibilities.

In lighter news, I just saw my dad giving his parrot a hummer... He kisses her and hums, and she absolutely loves it, but I always say to my parents that he's giving her a hummer. I don't think they know what that means :XD

Computosaurus: Don't worry about censoring your self, most of menwshans are a little...odd...After a while, you'll see what I mean. <3 My good friend...well my friend in mene told me that...well something like that anyway.

I don't know what that means ether. e.e

Do you even know what my diabolical plans are? ;O

Haha, weird is good~ xD <3
Are you doing anything else besides being weird? xD

momochan: Is pinging not popular on Menewsha? On Subeta, everyone does it. I forget about what threads I posted in if people don't ping me, but I don't wanna keep doing a faux pas!!!

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And hummer = BJ. If you don't know what a BJ is, then I really need to stop typing.

Leerah: Yes, I do! >3

Well....I'm trying to stay awake, is so sleepy. <3

Computosaurus: Hmm....I don't think people mind..well I don't mind anyway...:sweat:

I'll just google BJ. :P

OMG DON'T. I'm sorry. It's r-rated at best.

Computosaurus: Momo wont Google, momo wont Google, I SAID MOMO WONT GOOGLE IT!! :gonk: :rofl: I can't see R-rated stuff, so I can't Google it. e.e

OK good! Now let's go back to talking about poo and using dinos as toilet paper... Wait. What?

Computosaurus: Okay! : D My dino's eat candy while I use them as toilet paper! They eat this: http://bamfbackgrounds.com/upload/1a...dy-Collage.JPG!

I usually subscribe to the threads I post in so I don't forget~ xD
I don't ping very much~ haha

And LOL @ the BJ thing~ x'D
Google would not be that great, ESPECIALLY the images! LOL.

And you don't really have to worry about censoring yourself, a lot of times there were be "inappropriate" or just downright lul worthy and weird conversations going on~ xD
Just kinda keep swearing to a minimum and it's good. :3